How to get along at work.

[Tgunz262]

The How to Get Along At Work List

The following is a list of polite ways to express your true feelings without getting yourself fired.

What you say: -------------------------- What you mean:

1. I'm not sure that's feasible. ----------- 1. No way asshole!

2. Really? ------------------------------- 2. You gotta be shittin' me!

3. I'm a bit overloaded at the moment. --- 3. Screw it, I'm on salary.

4. Of course I'm concerned. ------------- 4. Ask me if I give a shit.

5. You don't say. ----------------------- 5. Eat shit.

6. Excuse me? -------------------------- 6. Eat shit and die.

7. Excuse me, Sir? ---------------------- 7. Eat shit and die, asshole.

8. So you'd like my help with that? ------- 8. Kiss my ass.

9. I love a challenge. -------------------- 9. This job sucks.

10. I see. ------------------------------- 10. Blow me.

 

[RogueWolf]

LOL I can't wait to use a few of these on my idiot boss. I hope I can keep a straight face the next time I tell her 'I see'...and I'm thinking that it really means 'BLOW ME!!!' :1orglaugh

 

[Slaughter]

Lol me 2, can't wait till use some of those.