How to treat a blackeye

[TopCow]

We've seen on cartoons and comedy shows how that when someone gets a black eye, they put a piece of raw steak on it. That treatment may seem rather primitive, and frankly it is. Scientific studies have proven that while in fact the application of a meat substance helps to reduce the swelling and aids in the healing process, using a cold steak actually prolongs the recovery of the broken blood vessels which cause the black and blue marks around the eyes. Further research has shown that the application of a warmer, softer and more tender meat is the most effective in helping the eyes to recover from the damage.
See the recommended procedure below.................

 

[XanderJack]

She can treat more then just my blackeye, if you know what I am saying...WTF am I saying?

 

[jdb67]

Hmmm, I have always suspected this..... Thanks for proving me right!!!

LMAO.... Great pic!!!

 

[fcklol]

That's one of the few things that beat a good steak :thumbsup:

 

[eschnabel]

Someone punch me, quick! :1orglaugh

 

[Thorne]

Damn, she's hot!

Never again will I shout "not in the face!" LOL!