How's your sex life?

[Straight Shooter]

How's your sex life?

 

[jod0565]

Rosie Palm and her five sisters keep me happy.

 

[vodkazvictim]

Just one woman. But I'm happy with that.

 

[ApolloBalboa]

Sex? What's that?
(For those who don't know, I'm a
virgin)

 

[lurkingdirk]

Too many man-holes, not enough time.

 

[tiger1977]

It can always be better.

 

[GodsEmbryo]

For the moment I have my hands full jerking off, thank you very much

 

[SpexyAshleigh]

My hitatchi is my lover.

 

[Death-Proof-69]

my sex life is great personally, nothing worth complaining about

 

[Bloodshot Scott]

There's too much hair on my palms at the moment.

 

[Straight Shooter]

I'd say that there is an equal amount of masturbation and an equal amount of sex. So overall it's ok.

 

[titsrock]

I haven't gotten laid in.......[crickets]...........

 

[edirons22]

I think I'm going blind :rubbel:

 

[drfeathers]

My "sex life" consists of my hands, pillows, and fleshlight. Could be better.

 

[Rane1071]

My sex life's great, the only problem is I have to wake up and clean up the mess.

 

[vodkazvictim]

My hitatchi is my lover.

Oh C'mon, how can YOU not be getting any? You can't complain if you're too picky ya know.

 

[Rattrap]

I'm currently at my record low since I started having sex, and it's depressing.

 

[L3ggy]

I get lots, being the Alpha Male and all that.

 

[Deepcover]

I never had free sex before, usually have to pay for it.

 

[24788]

ICE COLD - not talking to the original poster either.

I haven't had sex in 31 years.