How's your sex life?

[Geoslithos]

Excellent
Married life is grand

 

[PirateKing]

It's a new woman every day. Internet porn is fantastic.

 

[gunslingingbird]

Let me put it this way: compared to my girlfriend, Mother Theresa was a nymphomaniac vixen slut. She hasn't wanted sex since before Halloween. She's fine with giving me head, or with me finger banging her, but every time I try to move things along she inevitably says that we can't have sex for some lame reason or another. :helpme:

Luckily, Palmela Handerson has stepped up to the plate during this time.

 

[maildude]

I had sex once.

 

[rizwano]

mine is great

 

[Rane1071]

I had sex once.

:rofl:

 

[BlueBalls]

 

[maildude]

Let me put it this way: compared to my girlfriend, Mother Theresa was a nymphomaniac vixen slut. She hasn't wanted sex since before Halloween. She's fine with giving me head, or with me finger banging her, but every time I try to move things along she inevitably says that we can't have sex for some lame reason or another. :helpme:

Luckily, Palmela Handerson has stepped up to the plate during this time.

This is funnier than a tush tickler!! :1orglaugh:bowdown: