Hugo Chavez Says US Millitary Testing Caused Haiti Earthquakes!

[PlasmaTwa2]

I always get Hugo Chavez confused with Ceaser Chavez, and I always get Ceasar Chavez confused with Ceasar Romero

And I thought Ceasar Romero was a type of salad.

 

[GregCentauro]

I always get Hugo Chavez confused with Ceaser Chavez, and I always get Ceasar Chavez confused with Ceasar Romero

In contrast to Chavez, Romero only played the joker

 

[gunslingingbird]

In contrast to Chavez, Romero only played the joker

I thought Steve Miller played The Joker.

 

[Legzman]

wow...really?

 

[Hot Mega]

Hmmm...I suppose the logical question if "such power exists"....."...the fuck" didn't we just quake Osama's ass and bring a mountain down on his head instead of chasing him around Tora Bora and Waziristan?

 

[JayJohn85]

Weird....Missed Cuba.

 

[Red Spyder]

Weird....Missed Cuba.

Poor Cuba, they already had Hurricane Castro and the Ch-earthquake what a couple of disasters!

 

[abejarano12]

Damn him he figured it out. Now we can never test that damn mind control machine

 

[prof_porn]

It's so crazy, one has to laugh.

 

[meesterperfect]

He probably just made it up, but it is possible.
I'm sure Obama has contacted him already and said "what the fuck hugo?" "look cocksucker you better shut the fuck up and stop talkin shit you fuckin miserable prick bastard before I come down there personally and cut off your dick and shove down your ugly fuckin throat!". "And if you dont think i wont do it tryme motherfucker!"
"you understand?" "you understand?" "say it, say it motherfucker say you you understand". "what?" "ok, thats better".
"you fuckin prick".

 

[Rey C.]

In contrast to Chavez, Romero only played the joker

Jack Nicholson also played the Joker. Jack Nicholson is a Lakers fan. And one of these days, the Big One is going to hit SoCal.

Wow, this is just like that 6 Degrees of Constipation thing I keep hearing about. Sooner or later, everybody is going to shit on everybody else. :nanner:

 

[Dean Wormer]

It could be H.A.A.R.P. or the fact that they made a pact with satan.

Or...a combination of both. But, then H.A.A.R.P. came from satan as well.

In 1804 the people of Haiti dedicated the country to Satan for their freedom.
Instead they are now under bondage to satan. Nothing is free with satan.

Government Of The Devil, By The Devil, And For The Devil

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Okay. Let me get this straight.

Way back when (you write 1804, the article you link to says 1791) the Haitians made a pact with a make believe entity.

And somehow that has something to do with an earthquake in 2010?

:rofl:

 

[~~whimsy~~]

If we went by Hugo's reality he should of been assassinated by the American government by now...

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A41572-2005Mar16.html

Talk about misdirected rage and hatred; paranoia.

I think he needs to take note from this song and relax a little bit.

 

[LaLiLuLeLohan]

Chavez is a Jesse Ventura fan? That dumb shithead Ventura has a conspiracy theory show on TruTV and the first episode suggested that the military used HAARP to cause the tsunami. Chavez must have watched the episode.

 

[Facetious]

I think that Chavez, the pineapple head that he is :1orglaugh, is the Soviet Union's puppet meister just like Kim Jeong Ill II is the PRC's puppet and yea I did mean Soviet Union !
The commies are only looking for a reaction of some type, in my estimation.





He can't be serious, Chavez, he has to laugh himself to sleep every night. :yahoo:

 

[hedonis]

If this guy spent more time sending rescue and relief workers to Haiti instead of running his fucking mouth about My United States of America, maybe we'd be closer to getting that country's people all the help they need. Everyone should be helping- not pulling their same old routine of blame the bad guy and act like a crazy person.

But he can't do much, because he's devalued his country's currency and oil producing capability so much in his dictatorial efforts to remain leader for life, and play toy soldier, that it's impossible. Hey- brand new squadron of state-of-the-art Russian fighter jets, but can't stop the rolling blackouts because he's turned Venezuela into a shit hole with his all-powerful government.

And good news, everyone, this guy's working on striking a nuke deal with Russia. :thumbsup: Probably just for "peaceful" purposes, I know, but what can ya do?

H

 

[gunslingingbird]

Sooner or later, everybody is going to shit on everybody else. :nanner:

That already happens. You should come by BlueBalls' house on Tuesday nights.

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

Putting a microphone in front of Chavez is like feeding an internet forum troll. You just don't do it. The clown will say anything to get attention.

 

[Will E Worm]

Okay. Let me get this straight.

Way back when (you write 1804, the article you link to says 1791) the Haitians made a pact with a make believe entity.

And somehow that has something to do with an earthquake in 2010?

:rofl:

It is a matter of well-documented historical fact that the nation of Haiti was dedicated to Satan 200 years ago. On August 14, 1791, a group of houngans (voodoo priests), led by a former slave houngan named Boukman, made a pact with the Devil at a place called Bois-Caiman. All present vowed to exterminate all of the white Frenchmen on the island. They sacrificed a black pig in a voodoo ritual at which hundreds of slaves drank the pig's blood. In this ritual, Boukman asked Satan for his help in liberating Haiti from the French. In exchange, the voodoo priests offered to give the country to Satan for 200 years and swore to serve him. On January 1, 1804, the nation of Haiti was born and thus began a new demonic tyranny.

Some people say it was in 1791, others say 1804.

Satan is all too real.

 

[alexpnz]

It is a matter of well-documented historical fact that the nation of Haiti was dedicated to Satan 200 years ago. On August 14, 1791, a group of houngans (voodoo priests), led by a former slave houngan named Boukman, made a pact with the Devil at a place called Bois-Caiman. All present vowed to exterminate all of the white Frenchmen on the island. They sacrificed a black pig in a voodoo ritual at which hundreds of slaves drank the pig's blood. In this ritual, Boukman asked Satan for his help in liberating Haiti from the French. In exchange, the voodoo priests offered to give the country to Satan for 200 years and swore to serve him. On January 1, 1804, the nation of Haiti was born and thus began a new demonic tyranny.

Some people say it was in 1791, others say 1804.

Satan is all too real.

Respect that! ^