Hugo Chavez Says US Millitary Testing Caused Haiti Earthquakes!

[Dean Wormer]

It is a matter of well-documented historical fact that the nation of Haiti was dedicated to Satan 200 years ago. On August 14, 1791, a group of houngans (voodoo priests), led by a former slave houngan named Boukman, made a pact with the Devil at a place called Bois-Caiman. All present vowed to exterminate all of the white Frenchmen on the island. They sacrificed a black pig in a voodoo ritual at which hundreds of slaves drank the pig's blood. In this ritual, Boukman asked Satan for his help in liberating Haiti from the French. In exchange, the voodoo priests offered to give the country to Satan for 200 years and swore to serve him. On January 1, 1804, the nation of Haiti was born and thus began a new demonic tyranny.

Some people say it was in 1791, others say 1804.

Satan is all too real.

Yeah, sure. A bunch of superstitious assholes make a pretend pact with a make believe supernatural entity.

That's real alright. It's just as real as making a pact with Zeus, Athena or any other mythological deity.

 

[D-rock]

It wasn't a secret earthquake generating machine. The U.S. really has a secret deal the mole people that live in the center of the Earth. We needed them to prove their capabilities to us as part of the pack. Shh, just don't tell Chavez. It's supposed to be a huge secret.

It is Haiti's poor infrastructure, corrupted political system and poor economy and failing health care and emergency response team that resulted in massive destruction.

Despite the "world" comes to the rescue, it will not save Haiti.

Haitian has to save themselves by developing tourism, light industry just like Dominican Republic which shares the same island and land with Haiti.

Dominican Republic (shares the same island, on the west part of the island) develops very sophisticated billion dollar tourism and works with EU and Canada and USA and other countries to develop their economy.

Umm...you do know that the Dominican Republic is pretty poor itself and struggles with poverty too, right? You're not helping your reasoning any by using that as an example.

 

[bodie54]

In exchange, the voodoo priests offered to give the country to Satan for 200 years and swore to serve him. On January 1, 1804, the nation of Haiti was born and thus began a new demonic tyranny.

Some people say it was in 1791, others say 1804.

Satan is all too real.

:rofl2:

Another witless classic flylicker

Even if we accept 1804, the 200 year pact would have expired in 2004 :wave2:

 

[titsrock]

He's probably right about it. Nothing surprises me much anymore.

 

[TheAdmiral]

Didn't Nikola Tesla make a earthquake machine?

I was thinking of the bad guy from Under Siege 2, the guy who had that earthquake satellite

 

[Will E Worm]

Even if we accept 1804, the 200 year pact would have expired in 2004 :wave2:

It doesn't matter. A pact with satan is never up. :hatsoff:

 

[JayJohn85]

Isnt satan supposed to make you wealthy and all sorts of other great shit before he makes you fall flat on your face and takes your soul.....Which apparantly dont belong to us, Belong to god, this is the part where it always did get murky for me.

 

[Facetious]

PORT-AU-PRINCE (Reuters) - Haiti's voodoo priests are objecting to anonymous mass burials as an improper way to handle the tens of thousands of dead from the earthquake -- and have taken their complaint to President Rene Preval.

World | Natural Disasters

Dumping the dead in hurriedly excavated mass graves without proper rites is seen as desecration in a country where many believe in zombies -- dead bodies brought back to life by supernatural forces who could persecute the living.

Haitian officials say so far at least 50,000 bodies have been dumped in mass graves outside the shattered capital, Port-au-Prince, in what they view as the most efficient way to dispose of the fast-rotting corpses from Tuesday's disaster.

http://www.reuters.com/article/idUSTRE60G2DF20100117


There's no such thing as the devil
There's no such thing as voodoo priests

 

[Rey C.]

Even if we accept 1804, the 200 year pact would have expired in 2004 :wave2:

Ah, snap! :rofl:

You and that darn math! When Sarah Palin takes office in 2012, she's going to abolish mathematics (and everything else she can't understand)... and then where will ya be?!