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Hummer Drivers Get a LOT More Tickets

Violator79

Take a Hit, Spunker!
Well they are a bigger target :rolleyes:
 
If your not in the US army why the fuck does a person need a car this big? Do they have wider seats (yes I just made a fat American joke, hahaha :rolleyes:). If someone drives this car they deserve to get more tickets than other drivers.

And another thing, people who decide to import these things over from the states to drive in the UK. What the fuck are you doing?!? Our roads are tiny and our parking spaces are miniscuel so how you can get it through your moronic head that your going to be able to drive that through a London street is beyond me. All I can hope is they lose control and drive off of a bridge one day. :hatsoff:
 

Legzman

what the fuck you lookin at?
All I can hope is they lose control and drive off of a bridge one day. :hatsoff:

:1orglaugh hell yea, I hate people that drive hummers. Cocky fuckers they are!
 

Violator79

Take a Hit, Spunker!
If your not in the US army why the fuck does a person need a car this big? Do they have wider seats (yes I just made a fat American joke, hahaha :rolleyes:). If someone drives this car they deserve to get more tickets than other drivers.

And another thing, people who decide to import these things over from the states to drive in the UK. What the fuck are you doing?!? Our roads are tiny and our parking spaces are miniscuel so how you can get it through your moronic head that your going to be able to drive that through a London street is beyond me. All I can hope is they lose control and drive off of a bridge one day. :hatsoff:

I've driven humvees in the Army and they're fun as hell to drive, especially when your LT tells you to floor it in sand!!

Also, you Brits have it easy. Small roads, less cars it would seem to me, but I could be wrong. Here in the States, we have big roads and even bigger assholes who drive them.
 

Facetious

Moderated
Re: Hummer Drivers Get a LOT More Tickets
So you like the cops now (?) :jester:

Why are all those godam prius drivers (guys only) always tailgating and attempting to pass everybody else on the road ? Is it insecurity compensation or what ?
They defeat the purpose of owning such a vehicle ! :D
 

Legzman

what the fuck you lookin at?
Its a cool big car don't know what's all the hate about have fun with your prius hippies.

its fucking slow! If I'm gonna spend ever how much these things cost I want something that'll move!
 

Vanilla Bear

Bears For Life
its fucking slow! If I'm gonna spend ever how much these things cost I want something that'll move!

Well, you can get a Hummer with a Corvette Z06 engine from a German tuning company! That thing is big and fast!

But Im not a fan of the hummer anymore. Its boring, because any idiot has one. Its nothing special anymore.
 

stampede2873

Junior Olympic Pole Vaulter
If I ever get one, I would have a bumper sticker that reads:

My Hummer - Powered by Al Gore's Hot Air!!!




* Sorry Environmentalists.... I just REALLY HATE that guy.
 

Jagger69

Three lullabies in an ancient tongue
If your not in the US army why the fuck does a person need a car this big? Do they have wider seats (yes I just made a fat American joke, hahaha :rolleyes:). If someone drives this car they deserve to get more tickets than other drivers.

Dead on! :thumbsup:
 

blue ballz 22

Closed Account
Why are all those godam prius drivers (guys only) always tailgating and attempting to pass everybody else on the road ? Is it insecurity compensation or what ?
They defeat the purpose of owning such a vehicle ! :D

Jeff Dunham on Hummer H1's and Toyota Prius'
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GQcSOP2AzXU

ive driven a hummer for a few weeks last year. the front seats arent much bigger than my trucks seats. plus i didnt like spending so much on gas just to get a half tank
 

ChefChiTown

The secret ingredient? MY BALLS
"Hummer drivers feel like kings of the road because of their elevated driving positions," he said. "As these statistics show, they are leading the pack when it comes to violating the law, which may reflect their driving attitude."

Then, wouldn't minivan drivers be getting a lot of tickets too? Minivans have an elevated driving position too. :dunno:

Anyway, I think that people who drive Hummers get more tickets because people who drive Hummers are assholes. There is absolutely no reason to buy a Hummer, other than to fit in with all of the other jackasses that drive around in them. They're inconvenient, way too big and they waste gas with a passion. Fuck Hummers and the pieces of shit that drive them.
 

Legzman

what the fuck you lookin at?
Well, you can get a Hummer with a Corvette Z06 engine from a German tuning company! That thing is big and fast!

But Im not a fan of the hummer anymore. Its boring, because any idiot has one. Its nothing special anymore.

I never cared for em. I would however like to have the original humvee that the military uses! Not this shit they sell to any nut job with a little money.
 

pancha

Would you hit it?
Wow. why all the hate?
No car , van or truck is REALLY necessary. judging by some arguments, then you all need to ride a fucking bike!:1orglaugh

OK, seriously though, there are a lot of things unnecessary on MANY vehicles. Its all a matter of preference, how much you CAN spand and how much you are WILLING to spend. As for getting more tickets, it just draws more attention to itself, so it is easier to spot when you do something wrong and you can't exactly blend in with traffic to avoid it!

I had a classic Corvette for a while, and many a cop would glance my way. The only time I have ever gotten pulled over, however, has been in my truck!
 

D-rock

I'm too lazy to set a usertitle.
I'm being semi-serious when I asked this, but could it be possible that a greater percentage of Hummer drivers are jerks that do stupid things than them getting more tickets just because they have a Hummer in the first place?
 

Facetious

Moderated
* Sorry Environmentalists.... I just REALLY HATE that guy.

Who, Algae ? :yesyes: I don't care much for Al g. either. The guy's a first class fraud with his insistence that man is solely responsible for the recent 1/4 of a degree increases in annual average temps. What a maroon !

One thing is for certain, he's getting attention (from the gullible) and he's making a lot of money ! Al knows in his heart that he's lying to everybody, but hey, when opportunity knocks . . . . :dunno:

Back on topic - A properly tuned Hummer runs a hell of a lot cleaner than the average college students' smokey Volvo. :rofl:
 

Bloodshot Scott

I'm too lazy to set a usertitle.
So you like the cops now (?) :jester:

Why are all those godam prius drivers (guys only) always tailgating and attempting to pass everybody else on the road ? Is it insecurity compensation or what ?
They defeat the purpose of owning such a vehicle ! :D

Prius' are the most hoagly looking things on 4 wheels in the history of mankind. :cool:
 

Kil4Thril

Closed Account
Wow. why all the hate?
No car , van or truck is REALLY necessary. judging by some arguments, then you all need to ride a fucking bike!:1orglaugh

OK, seriously though, there are a lot of things unnecessary on MANY vehicles. Its all a matter of preference, how much you CAN spand and how much you are WILLING to spend. As for getting more tickets, it just draws more attention to itself, so it is easier to spot when you do something wrong and you can't exactly blend in with traffic to avoid it!

I had a classic Corvette for a while, and many a cop would glance my way. The only time I have ever gotten pulled over, however, has been in my truck!

That's not necessarily true. I'm over 6'4" tall. Try fitting a rear-facing car seat in a car with me driving. Doesn't happen, so I'm trudging the SUV until later this year. :mad:
 
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