flamebroiled
Banned
First of all, I would like to address the hurricane naming selection process.
Eighty years ago, the name "Irene", along with "Ilene", "Allene" and others were very popular. Now, it is 2011 and the naming selection process should be changed.
I suggest names like "Brittany", "Britney", "Heather", "Buffy", "Jenna", "Jordan", and a host of others.
Just read any High School yearbook and pick one out.
Anyway, all the employees at the "Weather Channel" are "geared up" and ready for hurricane Irene to make her arrival along the eastern coast of the United States.
Did I mention my two favorite Weather Channel personalities are "Heather Tesch" and "Stephanie Abrams".
I wonder what they look like naked...
Heather Tesch must be close to forty years old, but she is awesomely beautiful and I bet she looks good naked. On the other hand, Stephanie Abrams is half her age, has a great body, and talks twice as fast.
It is hard to choose between the two. Do I want an older woman that just lays there quietly, or should I choose the younger one that will not shut her mouth and never stops talking.
Excuse me, for I lost my "chain of thought". What was I talking about again?
Oh yeah, "Hurricane Irene".
Memorable quote from the movie, "The Wizard of Oz" (1939):
Professor Marvel: "Better get under cover, Sylvester. There's a storm blowin' up - a whopper, to speak in the vernacular of the peasantry. Poor little kid, I hope she gets home all right."
p.s. did you notice how I included a quote that has my name in it?
Eighty years ago, the name "Irene", along with "Ilene", "Allene" and others were very popular. Now, it is 2011 and the naming selection process should be changed.
I suggest names like "Brittany", "Britney", "Heather", "Buffy", "Jenna", "Jordan", and a host of others.
Just read any High School yearbook and pick one out.
Anyway, all the employees at the "Weather Channel" are "geared up" and ready for hurricane Irene to make her arrival along the eastern coast of the United States.
Did I mention my two favorite Weather Channel personalities are "Heather Tesch" and "Stephanie Abrams".
I wonder what they look like naked...
Heather Tesch must be close to forty years old, but she is awesomely beautiful and I bet she looks good naked. On the other hand, Stephanie Abrams is half her age, has a great body, and talks twice as fast.
It is hard to choose between the two. Do I want an older woman that just lays there quietly, or should I choose the younger one that will not shut her mouth and never stops talking.
Excuse me, for I lost my "chain of thought". What was I talking about again?
Oh yeah, "Hurricane Irene".
Memorable quote from the movie, "The Wizard of Oz" (1939):
Professor Marvel: "Better get under cover, Sylvester. There's a storm blowin' up - a whopper, to speak in the vernacular of the peasantry. Poor little kid, I hope she gets home all right."
p.s. did you notice how I included a quote that has my name in it?
