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Hydroxycut

Yankeefan21325

FreeOnes makes me moist!
Hey guys, I just started using Hydroxycut today. I've researched alot about it and some reviews say it works wonders and some say it's just a fad, but I figured I'd try anyway. Just wondering if anyone has used it and if it actually works. :thumbsup:
 

Legzman

what the fuck you lookin at?
I thought that shit was suppose to help you bulk up?
 

YMIHERE

MasterBlaster
On March 27, 2003, Missouri Attorney General Jay Nixon filed a lawsuit in St. Louis against Hydroxycut's manufacturer MuscleTech Research and Development, Inc stating that claims Hydroxycut was "clinically proven" to be a "fat-burner" were false, specifically:[4]

The product is not “clinically proven” to be a “fat-burner,” as MuscleTech claims. MuscleTech’s own study showed that Hydroxycut has no efficacy as compared to placebo with the possible exception of an appetite-suppressing effect. Moreover, the serious adverse health risks of Hydroxycut with ephedra – including death – were not adequately described or disclosed in marketing and labeling of the product.

Nixon also alleged that the "before" and "after" photographs were misleading, and that one woman's "before" photo was deceptive because she was recently pregnant.[5
MuscleTech paid $100,000 to settle the case while denying any wrongdoing.[6


If it's too good to be true etc. Looks like snake oil to me.
 

kuruption

Closed Account
On that Hydroxycut commercial, is it just me or does that chick with the pink bikini look hotter when she was thicker?
 

tiger1977

Looking to go where no FreeOnes member has gone before!
Break down the name Hydroxycut.

Hydro = water
cut = lose

You lose weight because you lose all of your water weight. And how do you lose water weight???

You have diarrhea!!!!

So have fun with that buddy, let us know how that turns out for you.
 

TandAforlife

If this message appears I will send Freeones $100
I have tried hydroxycut, it doesn't do jack shit, and the best part is it claims to only work if you diet and exercise regularly, does anyone see the irony of that claim???!
 

ChefChiTown

The secret ingredient? MY BALLS
I have tried hydroxycut, it doesn't do jack shit, and the best part is it claims to only work if you diet and exercise regularly, does anyone see the irony of that claim???!

That's exactly what every other "miracle pill/drink" claims.

"If you drink our magic powder AND lift weights 3 times a week for an hour at a time AND run 5 miles a day AND eat healthy...OUR PILL will help you lose weight and get in shape!!!"

AKA - "Our drink is bullshit and we know it, but please, buy our crap you morons!!!"
 

Yankeefan21325

FreeOnes makes me moist!
Break down the name Hydroxycut.

Hydro = water
cut = lose

You lose weight because you lose all of your water weight. And how do you lose water weight???

You have diarrhea!!!!

So have fun with that buddy, let us know how that turns out for you.

Wow, thanks for youre insite. No need to be that big of a fucking dick about it.
 

Torre82

Moderator
Staff member
Well water *IS* weight.

Anyway, wanna know my secret? Switch out all your bread for 12 grain bread. Something with tons of dietary fiber.

Drink an energy drink twice a week.

Walk or bike to as many places as you can. (Work, the store, liquor joint)

That's it. Forget exercise, who has time to sit around and sweat to the oldies like those fitness bums? Do it your own way with tons of caffeine and exercising little by little. Walk here.. burn a few calories, bike there, burn a few more, down a red bull or those cheap amp's that're always on sale.. your heart rate increases, you suddenly have tons of temporary energy and your heart is already burning them faster while exercising on it's own.

Good deal.
 

23lebron23

WTF is wrong with me?!
Lifting weightsis the best way to loose fat.

If you are lifting weights thenyou should drink protiene mix like whey to help you. They make it for ulking up or as a weight loss suppliment.
 

calpoon

Yes, I bribed and cheated to get this far
just do a shitload of crystal meth and then once you drop down to like 87 pounds, go on a diet of nothing but mcdonalds and steroids. sure you'll look like shit and it will take 30 years off your life, but you'll be at your ideal weight in no time.
 

Magnet

Offline? What's that?
Im not a fan of any of those diet pills.

If you want to lose weight all you have to do is exercise and have a decent diet. It dosent even have to be anything extreme or anything.
 

Torre82

Moderator
Staff member
Im not a fan of any of those diet pills.

If you want to lose weight all you have to do is exercise and have a decent diet. It dosent even have to be anything extreme or anything.

You forgot genetics. For some people gaining weight is as easy as having a decent diet and exercising. I starve myself a bit unless I need to exercise. My family genetics are very bulky. 160-170 is like holocaust-thin to everyone in my family. I rather like that weight, tho. :p
 

spartan7

Who's your favorite pr0nstar?
You may have been better off with Hydroxycut Hardcore. I heard it works really well, but like everything, it's not going to work miracles. You have to have your diet and training in line to see results from it.
 
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