I am so horny right now...

[prof_porn]

...and it's an itch 'porn' cant scratch.

I have never paid for snatch, never had to and frankly have health concerns about the entire concept.

I was just flicking thru Met Art, which is awesome, but it makes my blasting cock throb.

Solutions? :angels:

 

[grower_boy]

Are you down for masturbating to music videos?

 

[lkc2much]

make a hole in a papaya and fuck it. not kidding. or kinda...

 

[STDiva]

Get a fleshlight. Or something similar.

 

[prof_porn]

Why was I born with such a moral compass?

I could just attend a sex party and get wild. But no, I had to be mr f*cking moral.

 

[BlueBalls]

You want me to come over?

 

[prof_porn]

You want me to come over?

:1orglaugh

You are always good for a laugh BB.

 

[busaguy79]

Its called craigslist, happy hunting!

 

[lurkingdirk]

Have you heard this before?

 

[prof_porn]

Its called craigslist, happy hunting!

Online dating has been a disaster for me. POF, Match, DD, tried them all. All suck.

 

[prof_porn]

Have you heard this before?

:1orglaugh

 

[STDiva]

Online dating has been a disaster for me. POF, Match, DD, tried them all. All suck.

I know a guy with no legs who picked up on POF. If you can't pick up, there is something wrong with you.

 

[prof_porn]

I know a guy with no legs who picked up on POF. If you can't pick up, there is something wrong with you.

That cant be true (part 1, not 2. I am unlucky with ladies).

 

[grower_boy]

Online dating has been a disaster for me. POF, Match, DD, tried them all. All suck.

Did you ever try datehookup?

 

[Henrik Larsson]

That cant be true (part 1, not 2. I am unlucky with ladies).

aww poor guy

 

[prof_porn]

Did you ever try datehookup?

Nope. No more 'net dating for me.

 

[STDiva]

That cant be true (part 1, not 2. I am unlucky with ladies).

It's 100% true. And you make your own luck. Quit blaming chance because you got no game.

 

[Ike Stain]

Nope. No more 'net dating for me.

Go to a bar and hook up with the skankiest chick you can find.

 

[prof_porn]

I have loads of games on both PS3 and PC formats.

 

[lurkingdirk]

Go to a bar and hook up with the skankiest chick you can find.

Tell him where the 1$ ho alley is, Ike.