I am so horny right now...

[Henrik Larsson]

Try some of the OCSMs on here, just pm one stating what you want

 

[prof_porn]

Ocsm?

 

[STDiva]

Ocsm?

 

[prof_porn]

All knowledge begins with the words I do not know.

 

[lurkingdirk]

Do you find yourself saying this?

 

[Ike Stain]

Tell him where the 1$ ho alley is, Ike.

Actually, a handjob joint is probably the way to go with this.

I'd recommend a Thai Massage, just make sure they give the "happy ending".

 

[RichardNailder]

...and it's an itch 'porn' cant scratch.

I have never paid for snatch, never had to and frankly have health concerns about the entire concept.

I was just flicking thru Met Art, which is awesome, but it makes my blasting cock throb.

Solutions? :angels:

 

[Alyssa Rose]

...and it's an itch 'porn' cant scratch.

I have never paid for snatch, never had to and frankly have health concerns about the entire concept.

I was just flicking thru Met Art, which is awesome, but it makes my blasting cock throb.

Solutions? :angels:

If you're horny why are you on freeones? Didn't you realize this was a "Save The Wildlife" forum? :dunno:

 

[prof_porn]

It's like a test of patience.

 

[Born2Jizz]

Its called craigslist, happy hunting!

:yesyes::thumbsup:

I know a guy with no legs who picked up on POF. If you can't pick up, there is something wrong with you.

POF is good and bad, hard and easy. DH is better. :2 cents::dunno:

Did you ever try datehookup?

You bastard! That's what I was going to say! :nono:

Go to a bar and hook up with the skankiest chick you can find.

:yesyes::yesyes::yesyes::yesyes::yesyes: It works! I do it all the time! :dunno: ...what. I'm an alcoholic. :dunno: