i am thinking about breaking my glasses on purpose...

[Boothbabe]

Get off the internet, grow a set of balls and talk to her. It's easy. She'll either tell you she's married, not interested or she'll be into you. It's not rocket science son.

:clap:

yeah, but if she isnt into me or married or whatever, it will be very awkward going back to the glasses store where she works


dont you think?

I'm betting it's not the only glasses store in town?

 

[Hot Mega]

... so that i have a reason to go back to the glasses store where this really hot milf works

:nanner:

brodkill: I know, I'll break my vision correcting lenses to get some play from Hot MiLF at the eye glass hut.:banger:

Hot MiLF: (Upon seeing brodkill approach). Back so soon? How may I help you Mr. uh...um..?

brodkill: "brodkill"

Hot MiLF: Yes! Mr. brodkill..How may I help you?

brodkill: Uh, uh..:uohs: *gasp*...I eye my glasses broke*:o

Hot MiLF: I'm sorry?:o

brodkill: (Takes deep breath and just points to the busted glasses).

Hot MilF: Oh, I see. You've broken your glasses for the 8th time this week. Okay, have a seat and I'll be right with you. (Hot MiLF thought bubble: How many pairs of glasses can one moron go through??)

Hot MiLF: (Smiles at brodkill)

brodkill: Yeah, I rock! I'm in.:nanner:

how do you suppose i get pictures?

Get to know her and ask for them. It's not cool to surreptitiousness take pics of people or gather their personal information without their knowledge.

 

[brodkill]

:clap:



I'm betting it's not the only glasses store in town?

of course there are other glases store in town, but none of them will ever give me the great service that the place i go to right now gives me

 

[STDiva]

of course there are other glases store in town, but none of them will ever give me the great service that the place i go to right now gives me

So keep going to the same place. If this is how you always act, don't bother talking to her. Because she'll hate you.

 

[brodkill]

brodkill: I know, I'll break my vision correcting lenses to get some play from Hot MiLF at the eye glass hut.:banger:

Hot MiLF: (Upon seeing brodkill approach). Back so soon? How may I help you Mr. uh...um..?

brodkill: "brodkill"

Hot MiLF: Yes! Mr. brodkill..How may I help you?

brodkill: Uh, uh..:uohs: *gasp*...I eye my glasses broke*:o

Hot MiLF: I'm sorry?:o

brodkill: (Takes deep breath and just points to the busted glasses).

Hot MilF: Oh, I see. You've broken your glasses for the 8th time this week. Okay, have a seat and I'll be right with you. (Hot MiLF thought bubble: How many pairs of glasses can one moron go through??)

Hot MiLF: (Smiles at brodkill)

brodkill: Yeah, I rock! I'm in.:nanner:

thats hilarious, but i like how you think

now, could you continue that as if i went back into the glasses store and asked for her phone number?

 

[brodkill]

So keep going to the same place. If this is how you always act, don't bother talking to her. Because she'll hate you.

she will hate me, if she rejects me and i go to another glasses store out of embarrassment?

 

[STDiva]

Ya. Ya that's why.

 

[Shifty]

Jump off a bridge.

She'll see you on the news.

 

[brodkill]

Ya. Ya that's why.

so even if i get rejected i should go back to the same glasses store

i guess if she rejects me, i could ask her if this will affect our customer employee relationship

 

[brodkill]

Jump off a bridge.

She'll see you on the news.

not everyone watches the news

 

[Ike Stain]

Break the glasses, but also rub them under your balls, so they get your "special scent" on them.

When she handles the glasses it will get on her finger, and she'll be thinking about you all day.

Show up at closing time, and believe me, you won't have to ask her shit—she will drag you in the back and bang you.

This works basically 100% of the time.

 

[brodkill]

Break the glasses, but also rub them under your balls, so they get your "special scent" on them.

When she handles the glasses it will get on her finger, and she'll be thinking about you all day.

Show up at closing time, and believe me, you won't have to ask her shit—she will drag you in the back and bang you.

This works basically 100% of the time.

hmmmmm.... this gives me something to think about

but going at closing time, thats not a bad idea

 

[STDiva]

I'm losing faith in humanity. Can't even talk to a girl without breaking their glasses.

How often do you get glasses that you're concerned about your customer/employee relationship??? Stop questioning yourself and take a risk.

 

[brodkill]

I'm losing faith in humanity. Can't even talk to a girl without breaking their glasses.

How often do you get glasses that you're concerned about your customer/employee relationship??? Stop questioning yourself and take a risk.

not that often, but i do go back every so often to get my glasses adjusted

the other worker there says that he can do the adjusting blinfolded

 

[Ulysses31]

Just make conversation with her while you're in there, about something other than glasses. She may give some personal info away and you can probe how interested she is in you from how she speaks.

 

[brodkill]

Just make conversation with her while you're in there, about something other than glasses. She may give some personal info away and you can probe how interested she is in you from how she speaks.

what she says? or how she says certain things? or her facial expressions?

 

[Ike Stain]

what she says? or how she says certain things? or her facial expressions?

That's why I'm saying do the ball thing, then you don't have to worry— she'll be yours.

 

[brodkill]

That's why I'm saying do the ball thing, then you don't have to worry— she'll be yours.

what if i cum on my glasses? lol

 

[Ulysses31]

what she says? or how she says certain things? or her facial expressions?

Everything I guess, if she doesn't talk back much or isn't smiling she may not be interested or already be with someone. I tend to assume the hottest women have already been snapped up although sometimes it's the opposite as most men also assume they are already taken so don't bother approaching them. Start talking about foreign affairs like the earthquake or something :dunno:

let her catch you masturbating. More than likely she'll join right in!

What are you basing that on?

if only i could compliment her, that be a good way to start

That's a good start. Listen to all her her rubbish too, women love that even if your head starts throbbing.

 

[Ike Stain]

what if i cum on my glasses? lol

Semen works well too, but she might notice the dried film (usually sperm is better in an office scenario on pens and keyboards.)

No, the ball musk is definitely the way to go with glasses.

The other thing you can try is when she comes back out the back of the store, let her catch you masturbating. More than likely she'll join right in!