i am thinking about breaking my glasses on purpose...

[Ulysses31]

You never know Ulysses. There is always that rare chance that she will set up a time and place.

This aint the movies, she'll probably spray him with mace then kick him the the balls and break his glasses, the new ones she just gave him. He won't even be able to see her coming.

 

[PirateKing]

This aint the movies, she'll probably spray him with mace then kick him the the balls and break his glasses, the new ones she just gave him. He won't even be able to see her coming.

Can't a man dream? :crying:

 

[brodkill]

my hole life is a dreamland

Originally Posted by George Costanza
I lie every second of the day. My whole life is a sham.

 

[Hot Mega]

so if i ask her out for drinks, i should ask her is i should call her about it, before she answers

maybe i will tell her that i will call her tonight about it, and she will be forced to give me her number

This why trying to tell a person how to play the stock market, play poker or even how to come on to chicks doesn't work. Because simply arming yourself with a to-do list written by someone else won't give you the instincts to understand how or what you're ultimately trying to accomplish.

In other words, never mind.

i caan see ok without my glasses on, but i could just put on my old pair of glasses because they have the same oprescription

Are you sure? I thought you were trying to practice your fallhellian.

 

[Supafly]

With a camera :dunno:

Or be artsy and take a drawing block and some coal pens. That works magic, almost like working that singer songwriter routine

Can't loose, unless you suck at that

 

[qiinson]

That's not the right way to impress a lady.

 

[GodsEmbryo]

Breaking your glasses for the twentieth time or not, or finding excuse number 201 just to get to her shop ... There comes a point where you will just have to ask her dude

 

[ChuckFaze]

i was thinking maybe setting up a tripod..

:rofl2: Good one, Brodkill!

Anyway, as to once you're there?
You mentioned that her jewelry and her hair are what attract you to her.
You could make some sincere compliment on how one or both of those look on her.

I remember some years back that I had told my youngest sister that one of the ladies at the Apartment Leasing Office had just up and gone in reference to my shirt, "That color looks very good on you." My sister was like, "She was so totally hitting on you, flirting with you."

So, you can similarly compliment the stunning MILF on her jewelry and / or her hair, Brodkill. :thumbsup:

 

[Cheekychick]

Be a real man and just go talk to her.

 

[Hot Mega]

Be a real man and just go talk to her.

:dito:

 

[Member442]

Talk to her. You'll she she is only human plus if you keep goin back in on chessy reasons You Might get asked never to come back as it is kinda stalkerish.

 

[brodkill]

if i never respond to this thread again, assume i have totally failed and am crawling up in a ball hoping to die

 

[PirateKing]

If you fail then just sleep with a prostitute that looks like her.

 

[brodkill]

If you fail then just sleep with a prostitute that looks like her.

if only i could find one that looked like her

 

[PirateKing]

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[John_8581]

... so that i have a reason to go back to the glasses store where this really hot milf works

:nanner:

Don't break them. The frames are so expensive. Instead go back into the store and get some of those anti-static cloths (to wipe away dirt/fingerprints off the lenses) and some eyeglass cleaner. They sell the cleaner in a spray pump.

Who cares about pictures? Yeah, they would be nice.

... But TALK to her and get her phone number!! ...

 

[brodkill]

so after i got the courage to talk to the lady at the glasses store and ask her out for drinks, she said she was married, and got out her purse to show me pictures of her children

I was so saddened by this that i totally forgot to post the results in this thread

 

[Ulysses31]

Marriages and kids don't last forever, especially if her husband divorces her and gains sole custody of the kids. If that happens provided she isn't an emotional wreck she's yours for the taking. That should be your angle.

 

[brodkill]

Marriages and kids don't last forever, especially if her husband divorces her and gains sole custody of the kids. If that happens provided she isn't an emotional wreck she's yours for the taking. That should be your angle.

freshly divorced woman are the best, a lot of the time they want to have revenge sex to make there ex husband mad

 

[Danglyparts]

Marriages and kids don't last forever, especially if her husband divorces her and gains sole custody of the kids. If that happens provided she isn't an emotional wreck she's yours for the taking. That should be your angle.

exactly. patients. who knows, right? besides, from my experiance there's 7 billion people on the planet, half of whom are women. there are bound to be more hot glasses milfs out there to be had, chin up!!