I can't sleep

[Wainkerr99]

Or you can get the bedbugs first.

If you lie down, though, sleep will come. Just better do it while it is still night. In the daytime is when you will be woken up by the telemarketers, at the exact split second you are about to finally drift off..

 

[Galactic]

It's better that you stay awake so that aliens can't take over your body.

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