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I don't get the food fetish

zaxxon

Sperm Donator in Training
I'm not trying to rip on anyone's fetish -- we've all got something wierd that turns us on... But I really don't get this food fetish. The last thing I want to see is some pretty woman pouring Hershey's chocolate syrup over herself. It makes it look like someone shit all over her.

I like food... I like women.... I just think they definitely don't mix.
 

jamrak

My hand is my best friend!
It depends on food. If it is chicken, meat, any kind of brown stuff - I can't stand it.

But there are a lot of nice sets with milk, strawberries, whipped cream, poured shampagne... mm.. I find it very nice and arousing!

And, of course, the BANANA! It is classic. No matter where.

In general fruits are good. And some liquids.



 

PlasmaTwa2

The Second-Hottest Man in my Mother's Basement
I'm the same way. I don't get food in porn unless they are of a phallic nature...

I remember that video in the funny pictures section of the girl sitting in a cake. I watched it and all I could think was "WTF why ruin the cake, some little kid's party is ruined now..."
 

LBP 76

Hey babe, wanna get lucky?
I'm not trying to rip on anyone's fetish -- we've all got something wierd that turns us on... But I really don't get this food fetish. The last thing I want to see is some pretty woman pouring Hershey's chocolate syrup over herself. It makes it look like someone shit all over her.

I like food... I like women.... I just think they definitely don't mix.

I'm with you. Does NOTHING for me.
 

senob44

I'm too lazy to set a usertitle.
I usually don't go for the whole "food and sex" thing either, but I have been known to cover my dick in chocolate syrup before anal sex so I don't notice the shit on my dick so much when I pull out.

Plus it makes the taste a little bit less putrid for the girl when she blows me afterwards.
 

Sicario

Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
I'm not trying to rip on anyone's fetish -- we've all got something weird that turns us on... But I really don't get this food fetish. The last thing I want to see is some pretty woman pouring Hershey's chocolate syrup over herself. It makes it look like someone shit all over her.

I like food... I like women.... I just think they definitely don't mix.

I agree 100% with you. I like to keep food and sex w/body fluids separate.

:throwup:
 

thanksimout

Loves the double vag
Well, I had sex with a co-worker in the kitchen of a Burger King when I was 16,
( I had to, he was my manager )
Now I get an erection every time I take my kids through the drive thru. I don't think this qualifies as a food fetish, 25 years later it seem more " auto " erotic.

Perhaps I should have posted this in the pretending to be gay thread.
 

ChefChiTown

The secret ingredient? MY BALLS
I like food... I like women.... I just think they definitely don't mix.

I used to feel the same exact way. That is, until I licked Hershey's syrup off of every single inch of my ex-girlfriend's naked body. After that, my sexual mathematics were forever changed...

Eating chocolate + making girlfriend orgasm at the same time = I am awesome
 

jibbijib

Little Porn Lover
Whipped cream on the nipples is as far as I will go. Anything else just looks like its gunna make the pussy taste horrible or cause some yeast infections or something.
 

don_equis

This spot is for sale!
I'm not trying to rip on anyone's fetish -- we've all got something wierd that turns us on... But I really don't get this food fetish. The last thing I want to see is some pretty woman pouring Hershey's chocolate syrup over herself. It makes it look like someone shit all over her.

I like food... I like women.... I just think they definitely don't mix.

Count me in, I don't see it..it's nasty mixing food with sex.
 

CRASHnBURN

Winning, duh.
Well, I had sex with a co-worker in the kitchen of a Burger King when I was 16,
( I had to, he was my manager )
Now I get an erection every time I take my kids through the drive thru. I don't think this qualifies as a food fetish, 25 years later it seem more " auto " erotic.

Perhaps I should have posted this in the pretending to be gay thread.

I thought you had sex with a female co-worker, I was going to say that I had the same experience (but this one is in Dunkin Donuts, Bavarian filled donuts anyone?) before I noticed that you had sex with your male manager. :helpme:
 
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