I don't get the food fetish

[RealMenSwallow]

I eat food, and I eat pussy, therefore they are both foods. A girl with whip cream is sexy, and I am open to see what other food related sex there is, I am indifferent to this. If a woman is into something there's a damn good chance I'll try it.

 

[thanksimout]

I thought you had sex with a female co-worker, I was going to say that I had the same experience (but this one is in Dunkin Donuts, Bavarian filled donuts anyone?) before I noticed that you had sex with your male manager. :helpme:

Welcome to my sense of humor...

doublevaglvr

 

[senob44]

Applesauce?

That's why I said "usually" honey!!! :tongue:

 

[BlueBalls]

Neither do I.

^^^^^^

Oh my god, that was the greatest post ever!!! I bet it made such a difference to the thread

Hold you applause please, I know my posting skills are great but calm down now, they are not that great.

But what that post has done, it made me think about the direction my life is going in....am I really doing the right thing, or am I just living in a perpetual merrygoround of monotony? From this day forth shall I keep walking donw this path or shall I take the next off road and try to find something more fulfilling?

You know what..........Fuck It, I cant be bothered and you know what that makes me want to do?


It makes me want to dance

:nanner::nanner::nanner::nanner::nanner:


Join me ladies and gentlemen for I am Blue and Blue I always shall be!




I have no idea what im talking about.

 

[Dean Henneberg]

I love watching girls lick whipped cream, or Chocolate syrup, or honey off of each other.

 

[Becks...poamr]

That's why I said "usually" honey!!! :tongue:

Just making sure.

I have no idea what im talking about.

Will you be the father of my children?

 

[BlueBalls]

Will you be the father of my children?

Of course I will my dear :hatsoff: But the only thing I must stipulate is that you should come to me. Catching a plane and all that........:nono:

 

[Becks...poamr]

Of course I will my dear :hatsoff: But the only thing I must stipulate is that you should come to me. Catching a plane and all that........:nono:

OK, seeing as how I haven't gotten paid from my new job yet and all...and that I'm the next best thing to broke...YOU have to pay my way out there and back.

 

[BlueBalls]

OK, seeing as how I haven't gotten paid from my new job yet and all...and that I'm the next best thing to broke...YOU have to pay my way out there and back.

You know, this sounded like such a fantastic opportunity when it was first brought up, but now its do this and do that, "pay for me to go here and there Blue I have no money" and "you are a sexual God".

But what about ME in this relationship, a relationship consists of two people unless were going to be polygamists (could be fun), but all ive been hearing lately is me, me, me (you, you, you) and im sick of it. Im depressed, my Epstein Bar is playing up and I just cant take it!

:bawling::bawling::bawling:

Now I think we can save this, but it has to be 50-50 from now on.

 

[Becks...poamr]

You know, this sounded like such a fantastic opportunity when it was first brought up, but now its do this and do that, "pay for me to go here and there Blue I have no money" and "you are a sexual God".

But what about ME in this relationship, a relationship consists of two people unless were going to be polygamists (could be fun), but all ive been hearing lately is me, me, me (you, you, you) and im sick of it. Im depressed, my Epstein Bar is playing up and I just cant take it!

:bawling::bawling::bawling:

Now I think we can save this, but it has to be 50-50 from now on.

OK, hold on a few weeks. I'll pay my way out there, and you can pay for me to leave.

 

[Porn4Free4Life]

I get the food fetish, because I have this fetish. For me food and sex do mix.
I enjoy looking at beautiful women. I enjoy looking at food and tasting various foods.
When I see images of a beautiful woman covered in food... BAM!! Thoughts of licking food off of her kick up my arousal level up to notches unknown.
It does not matter to me if the food is phallic in shape or not;
it is more of the thought of how good food feels on one's body.
The type of food does not matter to me either... as long as it is actual food that is considered edible. Other WAM (wet and messy) fetish such as mud-larking and scat images are not as appealing because I would not want to lick mud or shit off of anything.
For more info regarding the food fetish... check out
wikimedia.org (type in "food play"), www.mucknmire.com/wam101/welcome1.html,
www.geocities.com/gungesurvey/wam.html.

 

[~~whimsy~~]

I still want to know where I can find that Pattycake Online set where she spills a bowl full of spaghetti all over herself!

That is only time I ever find it hot lol

 

[Vicky Vette]

Definitely time to bump this thread....

Depending on your point of view.... sexy or funny....

Charlee Chase forgetting where to put the ketchup & mustard on her dog...
http://www.charleechaselive.com - new site & her first live show monday

 

[Vicky Vette]

I'm not trying to rip on anyone's fetish -- we've all got something wierd that turns us on... But I really don't get this food fetish. The last thing I want to see is some pretty woman pouring Hershey's chocolate syrup over herself. It makes it look like someone shit all over her.

I like food... I like women.... I just think they definitely don't mix.

http://www.charleechaselive.com/promo/mgp/messybj1/ << like this?
Charlee Chase's new site is FULL of food fetish stuff...

:why:

xo
Vicky Vette

 

[BCT]

Agreed, unless its the classic banana I don't get it either! However I do love oiled up chicks that's hotter than hershey syrup lol

 

[SpexyAshleigh]

Food in and of itself is arousing to me. Food is fucking exciting. But anytime I see food poured on a girl, or rubbed on a girl or anything of the sort...all I can think of is "what a waste of yumminess" :/

On a somewhat related note though, cakefarts is effing hilarious.

 

[lurkingdirk]

Food in and of itself is arousing to me. Food is fucking exciting. But anytime I see food poured on a girl, or rubbed on a girl or anything of the sort...all I can think of is "what a waste of yumminess" :/

On a somewhat related note though, cakefarts is effing hilarious.

1. cake farts
What you get when you squat in to a cake backwards like a truck bumping a dock, and lower yourself into said cake...and fart.

Side effects of cake farts are risk of giant butthole and comical sounding farts. Ask your doctor.

2. cake farts
the act of getting naked and farting on a cake. to be a true cake fart the asshole must come in contact with the frosting.

"you know what i like the most? cake farts"
direct quote from cake fart girl
"i'm going to need to get real comfortable for this"

No, Spexy. It is you who is hilarious. Tell me you have cake-farted before? I think Alexp will be proposing before morning.

 

[SpexyAshleigh]

No, Spexy. It is you who is hilarious. Tell me you have cake-farted before? I think Alexp will be proposing before morning.

I've never ever cakefarted...I just enjoy watching others cakefart lol. Seriously dood, cakefarts.com. Go giggle!! :1orglaugh

 

[lurkingdirk]

I've never ever cakefarted...I just enjoy watching others cakefart lol. Seriously dood, cakefarts.com. Go giggle!! :1orglaugh

I did. Giggles ensued.

:thumbsup:

 

[Ace Bandage]

I've never ever cakefarted...I just enjoy watching others cakefart lol. Seriously dood, cakefarts.com. Go giggle!! :1orglaugh

:wtf:

I think I'm scarred for life.