I found $20! Who wants to touch me!?

[DJCowboy]

I found $20 today (in the exit) after leaving a restaurant and I honestly did look around to see if anyone that had left might still be around but no one was around the small parking lot. What would have you all done? I kept it. In the past, what's the most you have found and possibly kept?

 

[kalkell]

I'd use it to by some crack.

 

[Ulysses31]

No one just leaves $20 lying around, I know exactly how you got it

. If it was on the premises I'd hand it in to the restaurant and outside I'd probably stick it in a charity box, it's too small an amount to lose your soul over

I have never found money, only lost it :crying:

 

[Red Spyder]

Unless I saw the person who dropped it, finders keepers. But when you see it, walk to where the $20 is with your hands in your pockets, then when you're over the $20 take your hands out and act like you thought you accidentally dropped it when you pulled your hands out of your pockets, just in case.

 

[PirateKing]

Good. I'll be mugging you later on.

 

[vodkazvictim]

You found $20? Wow! That's almost £15!
No I don't want to touch you, I want you to go fuck yourself sideways through 7 gates while whistling the international and chanting "daddy, please, NO!" while arsefucking yourself with a fat 16" long dildo.
(And I mean that in the nicest possible, least offensive way.)

 

[Shifty]

I found a switch blade once.

I used it to circumsize myself.

 

[vodkazvictim]

I found a switch blade once.

I used it to circumsize myself.

Fuck me, I thought that was a pork scratching.
Imma go throw up now...

 

[Ziggous]

simply don't believe you

 

[PlasmaTwa2]

I'd wrap it around my dick and masturbate with it, just to make sure they won't want it back.

 

[vodkazvictim]

I'd wrap it around my dick and masturbate with it, just to make sure they won't want it back.

Wait, what, Canadianans havedicks? I was always told that they WERE dicks?!

 

[PlasmaTwa2]

Wait, what, Canadianans havedicks? I was always told that they WERE dicks?!

No, those are the British. It's really easy to remember when you aren't drunk. The British are dicks, Canadians are the pussies and Americans are assholes.

 

[lurkingdirk]

No, those are the British. It's really easy to remember when you aren't drunk. The British are dicks, Canadians are the pussies and Americans are assholes.

Dick, pussy, and asshole?

Anyone remember a few years ago when the three most powerful men on the planet were named Bush, Dick, and Colon (colin)?

 

[vodkazvictim]

No, those are the British. It's really easy to remember when you aren't drunk. The British are dicks, Canadians are the pussies and Americans are assholes.

"You had me at 'Dicks fuck assholes.'"
Name that movie quote!

 

[bazza599]

the british arent dicks far from it but i would deffo bang canadian girls canadian ashleigh is hot

 

[PirateKing]

Dick, pussy, and asshole?

Anyone remember a few years ago when the three most powerful men on the planet were named Bush, Dick, and Colon (colin)?

They were all assholes though.

"You had me at 'Dicks fuck assholes.'"
Name that movie quote!

The Life of Tom Cruise?

Wapow!