I got the weirdest e-mail yesterday.

[Boothbabe]

Yesterday I recieved an e-mail from some guy who says he knows me from work but that he doesn't work where I work. He said he downloaded pictures of me from the internet and that he jerked off to them until he came. He asked me how I feel about it, like do I think if that's horny or something. He also said he would find it a big turn on if I knew who he is so the next time he jerks off to a picture of me he would do it with me knowing about it but he's afraid to tell me who he is because I might contact the police. I've gotten some weird e-mail but this one beats them all :1orglaugh

 

[biomech]

Thats strange.

 

[Boothbabe]

I know, very strange :1orglaugh

 

[23lebron23]

Your full of shit:1orglaugh

HEY MAYBE HES SEEN YOUR LIVE WEBCAM?

 

[Rey C.]

Stalker?

 

[biomech]

This will be good.

 

[Ace Bandage]

I'll take one for the team and judge the pics myself to see if they're worthy. If you're not sure which one he's using, that's fine, just send me all of them.

 

[Boothbabe]

Stalker?

I hope not :nono:

This will be good.

Somehow I doubt it.

 

[BlueBalls]

Yeah, that was me. Sorry about that, I was having a hard day.

 

[Baill Inneraora]

Happens to me all the time.

 

[BlueBalls]

Happens to me all the time.

Yeah, I'm sorry about that too. I'll stop, I Promise :shy:

 

[titsrock]

Well Boothy. I think this creepy email is a bit alarming. Perhaps it's best if you come over to my place tonight and I'll practice my Dutch on you. Here's a sample....

Hvad laver en pæn pige som dig i mine beskidte fantasier?

You can come over and lust after my latest and greatest kitchen appliance of awesomeness....
:bowdown:

 

[biomech]

^^ :bowdown:

 

[Galactic]

Well Boothy. I think this creepy email is a bit alarming. Perhaps it's best if you come over to my place tonight and I'll practice my Dutch on you. Here's a sample....

Hvad laver en pæn pige som dig i mine beskidte fantasier?

You can come over and lust after my latest and greatest kitchen appliance of awesomeness....
:bowdown:

mmmmm.....pancakes......

 

[gunslingingbird]

Was it from some guy in Nigeria who also mentioned that he needed to deposit $50 million dollars into your bank account? :dunno:

 

[Gordar]

Yesterday I recieved an e-mail from some guy who says he knows me from work but that he doesn't work where I work. He said he downloaded pictures of me from the internet and that he jerked off to them until he came. He asked me how I feel about it, like do I think if that's horny or something. He also said he would find it a big turn on if I knew who he is so the next time he jerks off to a picture of me he would do it with me knowing about it but he's afraid to tell me who he is because I might contact the police. I've gotten some weird e-mail but this one beats them all :1orglaugh

What kind of email did you send back?

I do hope you told him you you'd be more excited if he had been able to finger himself instead jerking off...

 

[Boothbabe]

What kind of email did you send back?

I told him he should insert a miniature explosive devise into his penis and set it off :1orglaugh

 

[b00mslug]

was it from some guy in nigeria who also mentioned that he needed to deposit $50 million dollars into your bank account? :dunno:

lolll

 

[Skyraider22]

Happens to me all the time.

I'm sorry :1orglaugh Boothbabe that is really weird and creepy but that e-mail is the strangest of strange

 

[b00mslug]

Hey I just sent out an email like that....wait errm...never mind...*awkward silence*