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I got the weirdest e-mail yesterday.

titsrock

I'm too lazy to set a usertitle.
^
We got 'em Boothy.....someone grab the tazer and get the CIA Rendition Plane gassed up. Next stop for 24788---Algeria.....
 

Boothbabe

I eat, sleep, and live FreeOnes!
If you do a google image search for "boothbabe Susan" you can see some pictures of me @ the top of the results page or you can go here. He used one of those because those are the only ones of me on the internet.
 

CunningStunts

I changed my middle-name to Freeones
If you do a google image search for "boothbabe Susan" you can see some pictures of me @ the top of the results page or you can go here. He used one of those because those are the only ones of me on the internet.

Well, I suppose I can see why ;)

Nice legs!
 

biomech

Virtus Junxit Mors Non Separabit
If you do a google image search for "boothbabe Susan" you can see some pictures of me @ the top of the results page or you can go here. He used one of those because those are the only ones of me on the internet.

You are very pretty, but this guy obviously has some major issues.
 

gunslingingbird

I'm too lazy to set a usertitle.
If you do a google image search for "boothbabe Susan" you can see some pictures of me @ the top of the results page or you can go here. He used one of those because those are the only ones of me on the internet.

:eek: Ooh! Holy shit! I don't know who sent you the e-mail last night, but I know who'll be sending you an e-mail tonight! :computer: ;)
 

CunningStunts

I changed my middle-name to Freeones
:eek: Ooh! Holy shit! I don't know who sent you the e-mail last night, but I know who'll be sending you an e-mail tonight! :computer: ;)

:rofl:

I think this thread may backfire on Boothbabe and her inbox.
 

JordanRules

FreeOnes is pumping through my veins!
Was it from some guy in Nigeria who also mentioned that he needed to deposit $50 million dollars into your bank account? :dunno:

That SOB has emailed me a dozen times. My poor Uncle Joe. Poor guy. Bless him for putting me in his will. Lucky me for being his only relative. Now, just wait till I get my money. I'm buying FreeOnes. Points for everybody!!! :thumbsup:
 

Vanilla Bear

Bears For Life
Why do I never get such an e-mail?! :(



If you do a google image search for "boothbabe Susan" you can see some pictures of me @ the top of the results page or you can go here. He used one of those because those are the only ones of me on the internet.

Heilige Mama!! You are very sexy Boothy. :)

You know what bisexuality is? :shy:
 
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JordanRules

FreeOnes is pumping through my veins!
Wow, you really are a booth babe! Very cool. And it would be a bit creepy to get an email like that. But you should probably expect more from the pervs here. Of which, I am one. ;) Just kidding. Really, though, this guy sounds like a stalker, so be very careful.
 

JordanRules

FreeOnes is pumping through my veins!
Oh, and I forgot to add, you are so hot you're burning my retinas! :hatsoff:
 

ChefChiTown

The secret ingredient? MY BALLS
Yesterday I recieved an e-mail from some guy who says he knows me from work but that he doesn't work where I work. He said he downloaded pictures of me from the internet and that he jerked off to them until he came. He asked me how I feel about it, like do I think if that's horny or something. He also said he would find it a big turn on if I knew who he is so the next time he jerks off to a picture of me he would do it with me knowing about it but he's afraid to tell me who he is because I might contact the police. I've gotten some weird e-mail but this one beats them all :1orglaugh

I wish I got e-mails like that. It might give me a reason to smile. And, a reason to never use my computer again.
 
I'll practice my Dutch on you. Here's a sample....

Hvad laver en pæn pige som dig i mine beskidte fantasier?

How are you supposed to push the right buttons with a girl if you can't click the right buttons on Babelfish? That's Danish! :1orglaugh

So much for typing with one hand...
 
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