I Have a Crush on These 2 Jerseylicious Girls

[Jane Burgess]

Jersey Girls are sexy. Source - This picture

This one is cute, the rest not so much. Nothing wrong with Jersey girls, just some of the ones in this thread wear to much make-up and look orange.

 

[Warship19]

Depends. The girl on the left looks plastic and horrible but I'd definitely fuck the one on the right

 

[Big Poppa Pump]

I'd smush Angelina but she'd need to not speak at all! :surprise:

 

[alexpnz]

I'd smush Angelina but she'd need to not speak at all! :surprise:

Oh word! Poppa?

 

[Big Poppa Pump]

Yep, I would still hit that, but Sammi is my favorite. She is in a different league.

 

[alex505]

im fuckin in love wit Tracy. dont care about the make-up. id cum all over that pretty face. and yeah Sammi is the sexiest jersey shore girl. but wouldn't mind titty fucking J-Wow's tits!

 

[alexpnz]

Can't forget about Alexa the Glam Fairy
http://www.theglamfairy.com/uploaded_images/southcity-704191.jpg :iloveyou:

 

[alexpnz]

I watched the episode tonight about The Glam Fairy and the girls going to Texas to do make-up and hair for a "Tex Mex" wedding.
My question is...does this make me Ghey or does it mean I am comfortable w/ my sexuality??

 

[titsrock]

:bowdown: Jwoww :bowdown:



She could clean up if she went into porn :yesyes:

 

[Jane Burgess]

They have muff cabbage

 

[PlasmaTwa2]

I just got herpes.

I retract this statement and admit that Snookie is pretty good looking. I assume that this statement will result in the loss of all legitimacy and authority concerning my post as a moderator, but... Well that's the bricks.

 

[Sainty]

no sorry too much make up and shit the girl on the right is hot but needs to lay of the tan and makeup

 

[neon]

Back to the original topic of this thread Tracy Dimarco & Olivia Blois Sharpe

http://shawnpunch.photoshelter.com/gallery/Pre-NFL-Draft-Ping-Pong-Charity/G00005dKjZXmuRic

 

[Bloodshot Scott]

Gad damn that's a lot of makeup. Those two single handedly keep Maybelline in business. :surprise: I'll pass, my bro Alex.

PS: what's the deal with all the olive skinned Italian looking fuckers out in Jersy?

 

[Galactic]

Is it ok?
http://www3.pictures.zimbio.com/bg/...NYC+fTuw2-q8tuDl.jpg?100422X11_SHARPE_B-GR_02 :lovecoupl

No. It's not ok. Are you fucking retarded? Have you gone blind? They're fucking oompa loompas man......only Willy Wonka would be interested. For fucks' sake.....

 

[PirateKing]

No...
Just...No.

 

[alexpnz]

No. It's not ok. Are you fucking retarded? Have you gone blind? They're fucking oompa loompas man......only Willy Wonka would be interested. For fucks' sake.....

Excuse me?

 

[alexpnz]

No...
Just...No.

http://www.gogifs.com/gifs/jerseyshore5.gif

 

[Johan]

Just ask yourself this simple question: How do they look whe, it's 7am with no make-up and messy hair ? Imagine that.
How would you react if the thing you've just imagine is he 1st thing you see when you wake up ?

 

[alexpnz]

Just ask yourself this simple question: How do they look whe, it's 7am with no make-up and messy hair ? Imagine that.
How would you react if the thing you've just imagine is he 1st thing you see when you wake up ?

I can only dream...:iloveyou: