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I Have a Flat For Rent in Japan....

Ace Bandage

The one and only.
As someone who used to travel to Japan often and loves the people and culture, it's too soon. :2 cents:

As someone who is apathetic towards citizens of other countries, it is not.
 

Spleen

Banned?
I was fucking a Japanese girl and said "It felt like the ground moved". Only joking, she didn't say anything, she was dead.
 

STDiva

I'm too lazy to set a usertitle.
Why did the chicken cross the road?

Because japan is suffering from a natural disaster.

:( I suck at jokes.
 

FrostyBoy

Banned
Knock knock
Who's there?
Japan
Japan Who?

Japan got hit by an earthquake and tsunami


Shit...it's contagious! :mad:
 

alexpnz

Lord Dipstick
What did the photographer say, when about to photograph a group of Japanese tourists?
"WAVE!"


This week is Japanese hygiene week. Thousands will be washing up on the beach.


:hatsoff:
 

alexpnz

Lord Dipstick
Look at it this way.....at least Godzilla won't have far to return to the ocean....:facepalm:
 

Spleen

Banned?
Give a Japanese man a fish and he'll eat for a day. Give him a fishing net and he might find his kids.
 

alexpnz

Lord Dipstick
Give a Japanese man a fish and he'll eat for a day. Give him a fishing net and he might find his kids.

:facepalm: but :1orglaugh

Did you hear about the Japanese dude who tried to "catch" a cab? :facepalm:
 

Spleen

Banned?
Why did the Japanese kid drop his ice cream?...







...Because he was hit by a building.
 

alexpnz

Lord Dipstick
I tried to catch a cab the other day in Japan......it almost crushed me! :facepalm:
 

FrostyBoy

Banned
Take my wife....ooops, the tsunami got her first.
 

alexpnz

Lord Dipstick
A friend of mine called me from Japan today and told me about this cruise he went on.......he said everything was great but they kept catching every red light! :facepalm:

He also told me about how he went water skiing and jumped a school....:facepalm:
 
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