I have a hotel room, now where to find woman?!

[DotDeedle]

Hey guys, yea I'm not new, more of a troll that lost his old account but it's not like you'd know me. I come desperate for help.

I scored a hotel room in the San Diego area and I've got no ladies to hang out with. Anyone know any good/free hook-up sites? I know craigslist is there but I hear it's all bots.

Maybe I'm asking for too much, but why miss out on this opportunity right?

Thanks for any and all help. I've got a couple of days left so here's hoping and sorry if this post pisses y'all off, I tried searching but found nothing.

Wish me luck, later!

 

[broderic_randal]

how about the hotel lobby?

 

[titsrock]

Head down to the Gaslamp Quarter, find bar, enter bar, buy drink, talk to woman.

Or go to a strip club and do the same thing.

Or grab a copy of The Reader and look up a classified ad for "massage"...

 

[DotDeedle]

Ahaha, yea I was thinking of gaslamp, fuck it, I'm right next to the trolly too.

As for the lobby or bars around here, that's a no go, this town is dead

 

[gunslingingbird]

Try taking a trip down to the local Skid Row neighborhood. I'm sure you can pick up a girl or two (kudos if they have any teeth) for about what you would pay for a pack of cigarettes and a six pack. :thumbsup:

 

[mrtrebus]

Did you book the room with your own name, & with a credit card?
If not go out & kidnap a women, do what must be done, then dispose of the body when you are finished.

 

[DOA82]

A self admitted troll using a second account...mods, I think you know what needs to be done.

 

[DotDeedle]

Learn to read DOA. I'm not really a troll, I just don't know what account I used to have and on what e-mail. instead of spending time guessing, why not just resign up?

Feel free to get on my case when I start hotlinking to shady sights... jeez

Also, the hotel IS in my name, no kidnapping!

 

[mrtrebus]

Learn to read DOA. I'm not really a troll, I just don't know what account I used to have and on what e-mail. instead of spending time guessing, why not just resign up?

resign up?!?

 

[DOA82]

Learn to read DOA. I'm not really a troll, I just don't know what account I used to have and on what e-mail. instead of spending time guessing, why not just resign up?

Feel free to get on my case when I start hotlinking to shady sights... jeez

Also, the hotel IS in my name, no kidnapping!

Oh im sorry, I guess that whole bit "more of a troll" is what threw me. Damn these eyes of mine, what was I thinking.

 

[gunslingingbird]

resign up?!?

Word of the day, right there! :1orglaugh

 

[DotDeedle]

lol. re-sign up ahaha silly me!

 

[ChefChiTown]

Wish me luck

No.

 

[Alyssa Rose]

Seriously dude, You Might as well just get a hooker, it seems like your pretty desperate and you'll probably spend just as much on drinks to get any non-hooker girl to come back to the room with you sooo it'd probably be easiest. Anyways, good luck.

 

[Skyraider22]

Good luck buddy:wave2:

 

[CunningStunts]

Look up "escorts" in the phone book.

Call.

Order.

Pay.

Get off.

Done.

 

[DotDeedle]

Problem solved, an old friend who really turned into a stunner is heading over, now I'm cleaning the room like mad, trying to get a house keeper here asap ahaha.

Lock this thread or let it die, I'm good for the night!

Thanks for... ummm, being you?

 

[DOA82]

Problem solved, an old friend who really turned into a stunner is heading over, now I'm cleaning the room like mad, trying to get a house keeper here asap ahaha.

Lock this thread or let it die, I'm good for the night!

Thanks for... ummm, being you?

So in other words, mini bar and a porno?

Next time you feel the need to troll the net and share your pointless bullshit stories, please choose another message board.

You expect me to believe you have spent the last two hours in a hotel room, on the net looking for ways to hook up, then to invite a friend of your own over for a quick and almost certainly disapointing shag?

And then to have a housekeeper come over to clean it up for you, what the hell have you done to the room to require such services.

While it might cost me, as it almost certainly counts as flaming to utter the words, but, you fucking loser!

 

[Rey C.]

I'm kinda new myself, but as things typically work on Freeones, does this thread qualify as a Fail or an Epic Fail?

 

[biomech]

All I got to say is..... :ban: