I have the fastest internet speed ever.

[24788]

My computer can take days to load a page.

 

[Shifty]

Hey, how 'bout some COD or Counterstrike?

You in? :nanner:

 

[cartman24]

I think that may be the slowest legit speed I've ever seen, assuming you didn't pick a server from very far away on purpose.

 

[jod0565]

Dial up may be faster - consider it.

 

[24788]

Lol, 450 miles seemed to be one of the closest. There's a large gap in the midwest. I used that one before and got 35 mpbs on a wireless connection...

My internet now can go almost anywhere though since it's on my phone though, so I can look at porn/baseball/and facebook all at the same time on the subway while you are bored. UMAD?

 

[316sherm]

Net Zero, my friend!

 

[D-rock]

I tried that and I'm pulled in .02 Mb/s with 220ms of latency. Your downloading over 18 times faster than I am.

 

[maildude]

That's slower than a snail with trenchfoot.

 

[24788]

Maildude you work for the federal government? Do they supply your weed?

 

[betagammapi]

I think that may be the slowest legit speed I've ever seen, assuming you didn't pick a server from very far away on purpose.

Completely off topic, but who's the babe in your signature?

 

[Member442]

Damn that sucks.

:Kiss: Is it better now?

 

[24788]

Damn that sucks.

:Kiss: Is it better now?

A Kiss out of pity. Now I'm gay.

 

[Member442]

I wasn't kissing you. I was kissing the internet to make it work faster for you. duh

So your not gay and theirs no pity kiss for you from me.

 

[maildude]

Maildude you work for the federal government? Do they supply your weed?

impdaddy What makes you say that??? impdaddy

 

[24788]

impdaddy What makes you say that??? impdaddy

My mistake, you just looked like a shady fellow who was smoking weed due to the crazy hat, robe, and blunt in your mouth. My mistake I was wrong this time.

I wasn't kissing you. I was kissing the internet to make it work faster for you. duh

So your not gay and theirs no pity kiss for you from me.

I do not negotiate with terrorists especially when I've been proven wrong.

 

[roronoa3000]

My internet is so fast it takes me to the past and I meet historical figures.

 

[r_s90]

i was running half that speed....the buggers at my ISP decided that even though i was on a unlimited 20mb service, they would cap it.
it took a month of angry phone calls to get them to investigate properly why my connection was so slow, and not just give me the regular BS of unplug the filters etc

 

[StanScratch]

I wasn't kissing you. I was kissing the internet to make it work faster for you. duh

So your not gay and theirs no pity kiss for you from me.

Wait...did you just turn the internets gay??

 

[STDiva]

 

[Supafly]

Wow I am fast^^