I just counted the money in my Piggy Bank and...

[Embryoyo]

I smashed open my pig, and there was pork inside.

Best bank ever! OmNomNomNom.

 

[Ulysses31]

Mine always seems empty :dunno:




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[Ravenholm]

Man could dump a lot of cum in that piggy bank.

Ewww!. Not in mine you wont!.

I have two "piggy banks" that look like giant beer cans. One is chock full of $1 & $2 dollar coins with the odd 5, 10 or $20 note folded up and thrown in.

I've just started working on the second .... . So suck on that!! :thefinger :stir: :nanner: :moon: :wave2:

Don't lie. No one except Bill Gates has more money than me. And you all know it!.

You are so rich man. The junkies in Scotland will be jealous, especially paisley, you need to see what a shithole it is.

Nah I wouldn't go there (to Paisley) if you paid me danger money. I will stick to Ayrshire thanks all the same. It might not be Palm Beach where I live but it's not a war zone so that counts for something I guess.

piggy bank ? Jesus! I just lost $3700 in 5 min. trading the Dow ! Recouped all plus another $1400 on Dow and eur/usd. Fuck me ! talk about volatility -- this market is fucking mad!

It is mad. But not as mad as those who think they have a chance to get at my new found riches!.

I have a couple thousand in my account. That's my ransom money.

That all?. Maybe you could buy a chocolate watch with that chump change.

You could probably use that money to avert greater financial downfall in Spain and Italy. Think of how much of a hero you would be!

Or pay to get a blowjob from the woman of my choice. So it's help Spain and Italy out or get blown by the paid woman of my choice?. Sorry Spain and Italy, you lose!.

I smashed open my pig, and there was pork inside.

In mine was money :nanner:

You can't spend pork.

Mine always seems empty :dunno:

That's what most poor people say. Never had that problem myself.

 

[lurkingdirk]

You can't spend pork.

Pfft. The women I know will do just about anything for a good pork chop. Also, I once paid for an entire car with nothing but smoked ham.

 

[Ravenholm]

Hmmm you were definitely smoking something at the time but not ham. Maybe crack?.

 

[Rane1071]

Don't lie. No one except Bill Gates has more money than me. And you all know it!.

Nuh' uh!! .. I mugged Bill Gates and stole his piggy bank. ... and before I ran off I gave him an atomic wedgie!! :moon:

 

[MrsWalker]

Kermit, did you hear that Ravenholm loves me?

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[Ravenholm]

Nuh' uh!! .. I mugged Bill Gates and stole his piggy bank. ... and before I ran off I gave him an atomic wedgie!! :moon:

You lie again. Bill Gates has most of his money tied up in stocks and bonds etc. This way people from poor town can't steal his money. I think that's what I should do with my £33.92p just to be safe. Just in case people like you, from poor town, try and take it. And try to live the life of luxury that I am just now. No way!.

 

[Deepcover]

M is for money that's good enough to spend

 

[Ravenholm]

I forgot I created this thread until I saw your post pal lol I've yet to take my savings to the bank and depost them. I'll need an armed escort to the bank though with the sheer amount of cash I've got.

 

[Facetious]

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Bust out a storefront window or two for me, Mr. Raven! ...FIGHT THE POWER! :cussing: :hammer: :ak47:

Did you score any nice jewelry over the last week, or were you limited to just furs and handbags? :1orglaugh

 

[Facetious]

i have a 18 volt dewault flashlight and sawzaw...wanna see the pics?:wave2:

"Sawzall"® is a trademark of Milwaukee Tools Inc., sonny, get it right :nono:

Oh, yea, you're unworthy of lawsuit damages anyway... lucky you!

 

[Rane1071]

I forgot I created this thread until I saw your post pal lol I've yet to take my savings to the bank and depost them. I'll need an armed escort to the bank though with the sheer amount of cash I've got.

I'm getting my crew together and we're going to take every cent. ... and then give you a wedgie for good measure!!

 

[Ravenholm]

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Bust out a storefront window or two for me, Mr. Raven! ...FIGHT THE POWER! :cussing: :hammer: :ak47:

Did you score any nice jewelry over the last week, or were you limited to just furs and handbags? :1orglaugh

Me score jewelry? nope. The riots were in England lol I live in Scotland double lol. So we are riot free for the moment. Mind you to be honest I don't think the folks here would notice a riot if it went down. There's enough nutters here as it is tanning peoples windows in and keying peoples cars, fighting, etc etc. Check out the likes of Paisley and Glasgow for proof of this.

LMFAO!

I'm getting my crew together and we're going to take every cent. ... and then give you a wedgie for good measure!!

You might have to rob me 33092 times then as I plan on taking it one penny at a time to the bank.

You will get bored of robbing me before I run out of cash, mate.

PS
If I've to get a wedgie I'd like Natalie Portman to give it to me. You see I've got a stiff one with her name written all over it at the moment, it's all thanks to the movie "Your Highness" she was great in that movie. She's been running through my mind ever since. So with me being madly in love with her at the moment anything she gives me, be it pain or pleasure, will be more than welcome by me.