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I just left the building. Does this make me the new Elvis?

DrMotorcity

Don Trump calls me Pornography Man
...and I locked myself out to boot!!

Fortunately I brought my laptop along—my intent was to bring it outside to charge the battery via an extension cord over at the neighbor's that powered their Christmas lighting (when it's not being utilized in conjunction with the conducting of experiments upon certain crustaceans that had been purchased at the local grocery) that inadvertantly had been left out, as are the decorations themselves, which bring joy and immense pleasure to the masses on a 365 days a year basis. Right now I'm hiding out in their tool shed—trusting people that they are, it was foolishly left unlocked—and regretably unheated, and the stench of lawn fertilizer is overwhelming! Shovels, garden hose, lawn chairs, kid's toys, obsolete bicycle parts, several now-defaced yard signs promoting "Kilpatrick for Mayor," used motor oil, cans of gasoline—don't dare light a match! Claude Nobs, where are you-u-u-u-u??

Help! What I do? These accomodations are hardly befitting for a King!

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calpoon

Yes, I bribed and cheated to get this far
I know how you feel, the other day I locked myself out of my house and my car, and left the lights on in the car, and my battery died.
 

bodie54

If FreeOnes was a woman, I'd marry her!
Saddam?
Is that really you???
omg I'm so jazzed.
My spiritual leader is still alive after all! :iloveyou:
 

maildude

Postal Paranoiac
Sorry about your lockout problems. But now I'm off to Vegas to sing at a wedding.
 

PlasmaTwa2

The Second-Hottest Man in my Mother's Basement
I love how you lock yourself outside, and then you come on here to tell us about it.

That's how you know he cares.
 

Violator79

Take a Hit, Spunker!
...and I locked myself out to boot!!

Fortunately I brought my laptop along—my intent was to bring it outside to charge the battery via an extension cord over at the neighbor's that powered their Christmas lighting (when it's not being utilized in conjunction with the conducting of experiments upon certain crustaceans that had been purchased at the local grocery) that inadvertantly had been left out, as are the decorations themselves, which bring joy and immense pleasure to the masses on a 365 days a year basis. Right now I'm hiding out in their tool shed—trusting people that they are, it was foolishly left unlocked—and regretably unheated, and the stench of lawn fertilizer is overwhelming! Shovels, garden hose, lawn chairs, kid's toys, obsolete bicycle parts, several now-defaced yard signs promoting "Kilpatrick for Mayor," used motor oil, cans of gasoline—don't dare light a match! Claude Nobs, where are you-u-u-u-u??

Help! What I do? These accomodations are hardly befitting for a King!

:helpme:


FUCKING LOL!!!!! :rofl:
 

DrMotorcity

Don Trump calls me Pornography Man
My spiritual leader is still alive after all!

Take it from one who knows plenty about "spirits"—especially when someone else is buying!

I love how you lock yourself outside, and then you come on here to tell us about it.

That's how you know he cares.

Even in times of great emotional stess and turmoil, one should still maintain their civility, and maintain their consideration for the feelings of others.

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gunslingingbird

I'm too lazy to set a usertitle.
Doc, should you ever decide to change your avatar again, PLEASE change it to that picture of Elvis in the first post! :D
 

gunslingingbird

I'm too lazy to set a usertitle.
YES!!! YES!!! YOU DID IT DOC!!! FUCKING AWESOME!!! :glugglug: :banger: :jump: :kiss: :hatsoff: :1orglaugh
 

Becks...poamr

Be careful what you wish for, it might come true!
I just want to be part of this thread.
 
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