FUCK YOU ASEXUAL! FUCK YOU!
An Asexual Organism's Water Cooler Talk:
Don't have sex with other organisms, you'll go blind!
I don't know what happened. I got wasted the other night, I woke up and there were two of me.
Hey, check out the rack on me!
I found this great singles bar. I didn't meet one person. It was amazing.
It was a perfect night: soft music, gentle lighting, and me.
I usually like a little bit of mirror-porn just to get things started.
Last night I was in the middle of, well, you know, and I couldn't help it, I started thinking of someone else. I felt so guilty.
I thought the date went great, but I keep calling and calling and the line is always busy. I just don't get it.
My best friend set me up. I had so much fun! I had so much in common with myself. I had so much to talk about. I liked all the same movies, I even have the same political views! I think I might be the one.
And....
What is the difference between asexual and sexual men?
Sexual men read Playboy for the articles, but asexual men read New Yorker for the cartoons.
Fucking asexual scum they are!
