I lost a friend because I'm an asexual

[L3ggy]

Yes.

 

[PirateKing]

Don't be silly, this is joyous laughter. I'm excited about our friendship.

 

[L3ggy]

We're friends? I thought we were mortal enemies.

 

[PirateKing]

Mortal enemies are supposed to be rivaled equals. If I were to become your enemy then I would easily destroy you.

Join me L3ggy, it would be a shame to see that potential go to waste.

 

[HE1FiNEARTiST]

did anybody else notice that dilbert's tie is sticking straight up like a cock? I mean what sort of tie does that. :dunno:

 

[L3ggy]

Hm..... Allow me think on this.

 

[Deepcover]

I seriously need a life

 

[L3ggy]

Yes, you do.

 

[vodkazvictim]

GO TO HELL WITH THIS THREAD!


How many times must it be done? Next thing you know Vodka will come in and hop on the bandwagon and then someone else and then some noob!

Until it gets beaten to death. Fuckin' bandwagon hoppin' sumbitches!

Moi?

 

[Death-Proof-69]

I seriously need a life

why?

 

[The Grasshopper]

http://www.modelmayhem.com/487828
:yummie:

 

[PirateKing]

http://www.modelmayhem.com/487828
:yummie:

Nope, nothing....

 

[bustybbwlover]

do you leave yourself soft?

 

[~~whimsy~~]

Then chop off your penis if you are asexual. You don't need it.

 

[PirateKing]

Then chop off your penis if you are asexual. You don't need it.

There's still plenty of practical uses for my penis, FYI. You don't need to have sexual desires to enjoy the advantage of urinating while standing up, or using it to smack someone in the face while they're sleeping just for lol's.

 

[~~whimsy~~]

CUT IT OFF!!!!!!!!!!


Or else.

 

[PirateKing]

Why don't you cut yours off? I'm sure Kimmy likes that kind of thing anyways.

 

[~~whimsy~~]

Because I'm not a asexual loser like you! Now cut your damn penis off you asexual freak!!!

 

[PirateKing]

I'm sentimentally attached to it though...

 

[lurkingdirk]

I like fannies from the UK almost as much as I like fannies from the US