I lost a friend because they found out I'm straight.

[~~whimsy~~]

When he found out I enjoyed having sex with women and not men he completely lost it. I mean he got upset. I don't know why he would act like that. He should have known. I don't understand it.

It is just not a good night.



I wish LurkingDirk the best. I'm sad our friendship went this way, if only were not for his heterophobic ways. I mean he was talking about some girl and I was all like, yeah! I'd tap her.

Next thing I know he was ballistic. Yelling, swearing, and I thought he was about to hit me but instead he went to the kitchen and started clanging around a bunch of pots and pans. Saying something about how he is going to make some kind of fruit smoothie with lots of tequila and call it a night.

I left. Only hearing the whirring of a mixer behind the door.

Farewell LurkingDirk. Maybe when you become tolerant and less mean towards the hetero lifestyle we can resume our friendship. Until then I hope you don't find a friend at the bottom of an empty liquor bottle.

Just not a good night...

 

[L3ggy]

What?! You're straight?! That's it! Our friendship is also over!!!!!

 

[~~whimsy~~]

What?! You're straight?! That's it! Our friendship is also over!!!!!

L3ggy. We are above male/female relationship. What we have is pure.


Simply pure.

 

[PirateKing]

Coulda fooled me whims...coulda fooled me.

 

[L3ggy]

L3ggy. We are above male/female relationship. What we have is pure.


Simply pure.

You made it unpure!

 

[~~whimsy~~]

Coulda fooled me whims...coulda fooled me.

Is this your way of saying I can fool you as long as you can be my friend?

You made it unpure!

It's pure......







Pure.

 

[PirateKing]

Now all that's left is to make an "I lost a friend because I'm asexual" thread....

 

[Facetious]

^From the top . . . Is there such a link with which to follow this most unfortunate sequence of events?

A kitchen web cam? :dunno: . . . anything?




:1orglaugh

 

[L3ggy]

It's pure......







Pure.

Not anymore:bawling:

 

[~~whimsy~~]

Not anymore:bawling:

Well I can't help it if you can't enjoy what we have....

 

[maildude]

If it'll make everything straight, I am willing to allow some homeless bum I gave $ to to give Dirk a ride he will never forget...or recover from.:eek:

 

[L3ggy]

I just...can't do it anymore.... :bawling: somebody hold me!

 

[PirateKing]

Shame on you whims. L3ggy was building up a relationship with you over the span of years and you just had to crush him with your revelation. Can't you just take his virginity out of respect?

 

[~~whimsy~~]

If it'll make everything straight, I am willing to allow some homeless bum I gave $ to to give Dirk a ride he will never forget...or recover from.:eek:

Give it a few days. Let us see how he responds to this. Depending on his reaction we will make our move with the homeless bum.

Thanks, Maildude, you always deliver.

I just...can't do it anymore.... :bawling: somebody hold me!

I'll hold you always.

Shame on you whims. L3ggy was building up a relationship with you over the span of years and you just had to crush him with your revelation. Can't you just take his virginity out of respect?

SHUT UP YOU ASEXUAL FREAK!

 

[biomech]

This is nothing a good reach around can't solve.

 

[~~whimsy~~]

This is nothing a good reach around can't solve.

Maybe at one time I was willing to give it a good ol' college try.

But after all the mean hurtful heterophobic slurs he yelled at me was just the last straw. I can't be in a friendship like that.

 

[PirateKing]

SHUT UP YOU ASEXUAL FREAK!

No! I am not an animal! I am a human being! I.. am... a man!

 

[Ulysses31]

You make me sick, even the Devil won't take you now

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

Brah, you know the rule: Bros before hoes. Besides, if it's him suckin' on your hog, it doesn't mean you're gay. It means he is.

 

[~~whimsy~~]

Brah, you know the rule: Bros before hoes. Besides, if it's him suckin' on your hog, it doesn't mean you're gay. It means he is.

Damn brah, you and I + tanning bed = hanging out!

Dial me up. We need to hang and tan!

Muscle Bronze Brahs 4 LIFE!