I lost a friend because they found out I'm straight.

[Deepcover]

No, you suck! Try a banana lol

 

[L3ggy]

I don't like bananas, you big noobie!

 

[The Grasshopper]

http://www.modelmayhem.com/487828
:yummie:

 

[~~whimsy~~]

I've noticed LurkingDirk has yet to come in here. Hmm... hope he didn't hurt himself making all those drinks.

 

[larss]

I've noticed LurkingDirk has yet to come in here. Hmm... hope he didn't hurt himself making all those drinks.

I thought he had been tied up with barbed wire and left in a pool of blood in blueballs basement.

or was that someone else?

 

[gloyster]

You must of screamed shitstabber.

 

[~~whimsy~~]

I see he is online now. I hope he doesn't turn mean...

 

[lurkingdirk]

Fine, Whims. You think your hairy pleasure canal can't be replaced? I have just one word for you:

Roald.

 

[pete rose]

Why don't you go eat some pussy, straight dude!!!!

 

[wigster]

I lost a friend in a supermarket once, I went up the pop isle and when i turned round she'd gone!! TRUE STORY.