I may have to give up porn!

[Evil]

Not that I want to or think it's bad (well not to watch anyway). I met a really cute girl, but she's really religious and I've somehow managed not to screw up so far. But if she sees the horrible, decadent, sometimes borderline gay stuff on my harddrive(s).... forget about it. A part of me wants to screw it up just to keep the porn.
I'm screwed aren't I?

 

[capricorn]

If she's so religious that she would mind you having porn on your hard drive (for religious reasons), I think you'll have more serious issues with her than not being able to have porn on your computer. How about not having sex for reasons other than reproduction?

But how come she even has access to your computer? You live together or what?

 

[Evil]

That's an extreme lever of religion. She's not even close to seeing my place, but when I say I have a lot of porn I really mean it. If I'm going to clean up I should start now to make this place not look like the (rockin') 'den of sin' it has been for the last decade or so. If it isn't clear, I'm really bad with women, so we're talking possibly the end of my line here, the evil dies with me if I fail!

 

[BananaPalmer]

Borderline gay filth not her cup of tea, 'ey? That is a chocolately dilemma. Good luck.
Oglero :eek:

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[Sicario]

That's an extreme lever of religion. She's not even close to seeing my place, but when I say I have a lot of porn I really mean it. If I'm going to clean up I should start now to make this place not look like the (rockin') 'den of sin' it has been for the last decade or so. If it isn't clear, I'm really bad with women, so we're talking possibly the end of my line here, the evil dies with me if I fail!

She's in for a serious reality check. . .

 

[Evil]

I think I have the patience for slow corruption...

 

[Red Spyder]

I hate to say it, but my experience with religious girls is that they would actually make pretty good wives since the bible says something about women submitting to their husbands, of course, it also says husbands love your wives or something like that, just don't expect to get any unless you get married....or unless you're evil enough to somehow get her to put out, not that I was able to get my ex to give it up, that's my story and I'm sticking to it.

Just sing her this song, she'll love it
http://www.imeem.com/people/g-Kr22/...ites-keep-your-hands-to-yourself-music-video/

 

[fewmany]

".. Having a beautiful, graceful and submitting wife worth way more than having all the porn in the world"

St. fewmany

 

[FatalFantasy206]

Good luck to you, thankfully the woman I get involved with have at least some interest in porn, most more so than I.

 

[capricorn]

I hate to say it, but my experience with religious girls is that they would actually make pretty good wives since the bible says something about women submitting to their husbands, of course, it also says husbands love your wives or something like that, just don't expect to get any unless you get married....or unless you're evil enough to somehow get her to put out, not that I was able to get my ex to give it up, that's my story and I'm sticking to it.

Yeah, but what's the point of having a submitting wife if she isn't happy? If she's doing things only because the Bible tells so or to make her husband happy, while deep inside she hates it? Sounds like a timed bomb to me.

 

[STDiva]

Am I the only one who finds it ironic that he's seeing this ultra religious girl, meanwhile he has an avatar of a devil fucking a penguin...which could resemble a nun? :1orglaugh

This sounds like you're going to have to act like someone you are not in order to keep this girl happy. I'm no Dr.Fill, but something tells me it won't last long if that's the case.

 

[don_equis]

Not that I want to or think it's bad (well not to watch anyway). I met a really cute girl, but she's really religious and I've somehow managed not to screw up so far. But if she sees the horrible, decadent, sometimes borderline gay stuff on my harddrive(s).... forget about it. A part of me wants to screw it up just to keep the porn.
I'm screwed aren't I?

I am sorry but the "borderline gay" stuff is so funny lol....:rofl: sorry for laughing at it....lol :rofl:

 

[fewmany]

Am I the only one who finds it ironic that he's seeing this ultra religious girl, meanwhile he has an avatar of a devil fucking a penguin...which could resemble a nun? :1orglaugh

This sounds like you're going to have to act like someone you are not in order to keep this girl happy. I'm no Dr.Fill, but something tells me it won't last long if that's the case.

Those are symbols of two OSes (operating systems) FreeBSD and Linux
not a devil doing a nun !
but of course you know that

 

[Will E Worm]

I guess she has never had sex, correct?

 

[skechers]

The only advice I can give you is this: don't pretend to be something you are not just to get up with her. It'll come out one way or another. So be as upfront with yourself as you can. Cut back on the porn if you really want to... if you think she'd like that. Just be careful of where that line is drawn.

By that I mean... what you are... and what she'd like you to be. Y'know?


Goodluck, either way.

 

[7777]

This reminds me of the garage in the movie "I love You Man", haha he has a masturbating station!!

 

[gunslingingbird]

I'm kind of in the same dilemma. My best friend (I've known her since high school) is very religious, and if I wanted to ask her to be Mrs. Gunslingingbird (which I do like nothing else) I would have to do a major 180 in my life. I'm working on it...

 

[Werewolf]

So it starts with Porn... What next? Rock Music? The Simpsons? "Sinful" Books? As Skechers said: Don't pretend you're someone else...

 

[PamCarmen69]

By the time you break up with her all the porn will be thrown away

Good luck.

 

[anomaly]

Not that I want to or think it's bad (well not to watch anyway). I met a really cute girl, but she's really religious and I've somehow managed not to screw up so far. But if she sees the horrible, decadent, sometimes borderline gay stuff on my harddrive(s).... forget about it. A part of me wants to screw it up just to keep the porn.
I'm screwed aren't I?

Most of the time religious women are full of it. If they were really that religious they wouldn't date a non-religious man or have premarital sex. Hang in there if you want. I'm sure she'll soon be checking porn out with you.:yinyang: