I miss the days...

[darkwarrior3007]

:sing:"Back in the days when I was young I'm not a kid anymore
But some days I sit and wish I was a kid again.":sing:

 

[PirateKing]

I miss the dark ages.

 

[itcouldbeme]

...fistingpissingteenanalgapefartinmyfacelickmycreampiedrippinghairyoldcuntfatfuckingfaceslappingcockwhippingrectumelectrocutingspitinmyeyecallmeawhorebitchslagdaddyfuckmeintheass...

At first I thought that was a palindrome...

 

[Ace Bandage]

Reaganomics

 

[lurkingdirk]

At first I thought that was a palindrome...

Naw, I’m a drowsy man—I gave not one vagina my sword (am I wan!)

 

[ApolloBalboa]

When men were men and sheep were scared.

 

[lurkingdirk]

I also miss the days when you could go into a coffee shop and order a medium coffee and not be looked at with scorn.

No shit, here is an order I heard at a Starbucks recently (I wrote it down because I couldn't believe it).

4.75 shots of espresso, 3.5 pumps of hazelnut and 2.75 pumps of vanilla, half non-fat and half whole milk, 140 degrees light foam, half an inch of whip cream stirred two times clockwise latte

 

[TheOrangeCat]

At first I thought that was a palindrome...

I'm good, but I'm not that good!

Might be a Palin-drome tho .... but I need to get bespectacledcumchuggingrightwingmooserimminginbredwhitetrashspawnofdemonvomitscatswallowingMILF

in there somewhere.

 

[TheOrangeCat]

Naw, I’m a drowsy man—I gave not one vagina my sword (am I wan!)

:bowdown::bowdown::bowdown::bowdown::bowdown:

 

[Ike Stain]

I miss the dark ages.

Right? When you could just decapitate a peasant because they didn't bow low enough fast enough.

 

[Death-Proof-69]

fistingpissingteenanalgapefartinmyfacelickmycreampiedrippinghairyoldcuntfatfuckingfaceslappingcockwhippingrectumelectrocutingspitinmyeyecallmeawhorebitchslagdaddyfuckmeintheass

hey, my favorite!

 

[Ike Stain]

I also miss the days when you could go into a coffee shop and order a medium coffee and not be looked at with scorn.

No shit, here is an order I heard at a Starbucks recently (I wrote it down because I couldn't believe it).

"4.75 shots of espresso, 3.5 pumps of hazelnut and 2.75 pumps of vanilla, half non-fat and half whole milk, 140 degrees light foam, half an inch of whip cream stirred two times clockwise latte"

Yeah. That's a customer who needs to be taken into the alley and sodomized thoroughly.

I miss the days when you could do that!

Goddamn liberals.

 

[ICanHasLogin]

Skinny Britney Spears
Hot Lindsay Lohan
Top Gun Kelly McGillis

Any Bea Arthur???

 

[itcouldbeme]

I also miss the days when you could go into a coffee shop and order a medium coffee and not be looked at with scorn...

I miss the days when coffee didn't even come in sizes...

You just ordered coffee, and that was it...

 

[lurkingdirk]

Skinny Britney Spears
Hot Lindsay Lohan
Top Gun Kelly Mcgillis

Any Bea Arthur???

Nice.

How 'bout
thinking Daisy Duke was hot and that it wasn't at all creepy that she lived with her cousins

 

[Death-Proof-69]

Nice.

How 'bout
thinking Daisy Duke was hot and that it wasn't at all creepy that she lived with her cousins

god. dammit. you sonofabitch! i was blissfully not ever thinking about that until right now...

 

[lurkingdirk]

god. dammit. you sonofabitch! i was blissfully not ever thinking about that until right now...

That's right. Her cousins were digging her in those shorts too.

:rubbel:

 

[TheOrangeCat]

Yeah. That's a customer who needs to be taken into the alley and sodomized thoroughly.

Forced sodomy - instant natural justice, delivered hot and fresh to the back door of your choice.

(Dial 1-800-ASS-RAPE and nominate your neo-Nazi, cemetry picketing, quantumphysicsdifficult coffee ordering maggots for a big bloody butt bang .....)

 

[Ike Stain]

Nice. How 'bout
thinking Daisy Duke was hot and that it wasn't at all creepy that she lived with her cousins

Nice. Or when an acerbic old bachelor could take in a little waif-girl and nobody thought twice, despite the fact that his profession was photographer and that wearing two different color shoes is pretty much universally recognized as the symbol for child prostitute.

 

[lurkingdirk]

Nice. Or when an acerbic old bachelor could take in a little waif-girl and nobody thought twice, despite the fact that his profession was photographer and that wearing two different color shoes is pretty much universally recognized as the symbol for child prostitute.

It is? :surprise: