I think it's the right time for me to come out.

[grower_boy]

There comes a time for everything, and there's something I need to put out in the open. I'm sick and tired of living in a closet of lies, pretending to be someone I'm not...it's time to come out. The truth is...I'm a dumbass! I really am. I like to pretend that I know about politics when I don't know a goddam thing. I really just pretend.

The only stuff I know a lot about is stuff that nobody cares I know about. Like the Interstate Highway system. And the NFL. And wrestling. And NASCAR. And porn. :bowdown: I'm just a trailer park junkie, aren't I? :1orglaugh So to Zolf Te Sung Zimbly and ragincaucasin and all these other guys...now you know the truth about me. It's finally out there in the open. Just like Pat Patterson being gay, and Will Smith being black.

Now who's with me? Where are fellow dumbasses at? Who else is proud to be a dumbass? :1orglaugh

 

[lurkingdirk]

Good for you! We have a network of dumbasses here on FreeOnes. We generally have our meetings at Roald's house - among dumbasses, he's king.

Be careful about the invitations you receive. There are smartasses here, and they're just no good. There are also dumbfucks, and while they are fun initially, they leave you itchy with a rash. And don't even get me started on the dumbdumbs.

Just remember, as much of a dumbass as you are, there are bigger dumbasses here.

Now, can you figure out if I mean they are dumber, or if they have bigger asses?

 

[Monica_lover]

Good for you! I'm not a dumb ass when it comes to politics but I won't talk to older guys who just talk about that shit like 24/7 (I care about other things) but I have to admit, at some point, I suck at politics! I know more about porn and porn stars than the crazy world of politics thats for sure!

 

[Death-Proof-69]

WHAT? Pat Patterson is gay?!? :eek:

 

[busaguy79]

I'm a Speed Junkie asshole

 

[L3ggy]

WHAT? Pat Patterson is gay?!? :eek:

Maybe that's why he's sparkling in the sunlight.

 

[grower_boy]

Good for you! We have a network of dumbasses here on FreeOnes. We generally have our meetings at Roald's house - among dumbasses, he's king.

Be careful about the invitations you receive. There are smartasses here, and they're just no good. There are also dumbfucks, and while they are fun initially, they leave you itchy with a rash. And don't even get me started on the dumbdumbs.

Just remember, as much of a dumbass as you are, there are bigger dumbasses here.

Now, can you figure out if I mean they are dumber, or if they have bigger asses?

I think they have bigger asses, because mine is pretty small. :dunno:

WHAT? Pat Patterson is gay?!? :eek:

I just found that out today. According to wikipedia, he is "openly gay". I googled it and apparently it's true.

Good for you! I'm not a dumb ass when it comes to politics but I won't talk to older guys who just talk about that shit like 24/7 (I care about other things) but I have to admit, at some point, I suck at politics! I know more about porn and porn stars than the crazy world of politics thats for sure!

Porn is just so much easier to learn about than politics. It really is.

 

[LadyMira]

Haha, great thread.

I'm not a dumbass, but I am an asshole and a bitch most of the time. ;]

lol & how are you guys just now finding that out pat patterson!? lmao he's been out forever... that evening gown match at that king of the ring was HIS idea! haha...

 

[jod0565]

Huh?

 

[Tittyman5000]

Ima Super Pot Head Stoner Alcoholic Genius Farmer Gangsta Cowboy

 

[Galactic]

I am a COMPLETE dumbass. Your bravery inspired me.

 

[marquis2]

If you want people to know you're a dumbass simply wear a baseball cap indoors.It's a total giveaway.Or smoke in public, only a dumbass smokes these days knowing what it does.

 

[Galactic]

If you want people to know you're a dumbass simply wear a baseball cap indoors.It's a total giveaway.Or smoke in public, only a dumbass smokes these days knowing what it does.

:1orglaugh I do both! :1orglaugh

 

[Rane1071]

Well, I'm A FUCKING GENIUS you dumbass kettleheads. Just kidding. ... I'm just your average crazy dumbass porn loving perv Peace out y'all

 

[HeartBroker]

If you want people to know you're a dumbass simply wear a baseball cap indoors.It's a total giveaway.Or smoke in public, only a dumbass smokes these days knowing what it does.

I think he's got ya' beat there, grower_boy!

 

[CunningStunts]

If you want people to know you're a dumbass simply wear a baseball cap indoors.It's a total giveaway.Or smoke in public, only a dumbass smokes these days knowing what it does.

Or just someone who didn't happen to shower that day, likes to smoke, and doesn't give a shit what other people think? :dunno:

 

[sayvara]

There comes a time for everything, and there's something I need to put out in the open. I'm sick and tired of living in a closet of lies, pretending to be someone I'm not...it's time to come out. The truth is...I'm a dumbass! I really am. I like to pretend that I know about politics when I don't know a goddam thing. I really just pretend.

The only stuff I know a lot about is stuff that nobody cares I know about. Like the Interstate Highway system. And the NFL. And wrestling. And NASCAR. And porn. :bowdown: I'm just a trailer park junkie, aren't I? :1orglaugh So to Zolf Te Sung Zimbly and ragincaucasin and all these other guys...now you know the truth about me. It's finally out there in the open. Just like Pat Patterson being gay, and Will Smith being black.

Now who's with me? Where are fellow dumbasses at? Who else is proud to be a dumbass? :1orglaugh

A dumbass cannot be aware that he/she is a dumbass. You are - by your account - a poser... a pretender... a fake perhaps, but that doesn't make you dumb.

/S

 

[mrtrebus]

This is what counts as a thread these days?
Standards have dropped. . .

 

[lurkingdirk]

This is what counts as a thread these days?
Standards have dropped. . .

Why would you come into this thread and be negative? Seems a strange thing to do.

And thanks in advance for the negative rep.

 

[mrtrebus]

Why would you come into this thread and be negative? Seems a strange thing to do.

And thanks in advance for the negative rep.