I want to fuck a girl in the ass

[gloyster]

right in the aaasss.

Soon as possible but I have no girlfriend, so what about hookers?

I heard its more expensive to do that.

 

[PirateKing]

Well you are certainly hard-pressed to find a lady who will be forthcoming with her ass without some kind of payment or long term commitment. I don't know though, I've never been that lucky.

 

[L3ggy]

You've never had one PK, you still owe me some darkness.

 

[PirateKing]

Always with the darkness. You're obsessed with it.

Get clean, that stuff is destroying your life. I'll sell you some light if you want.

 

[PlasmaTwa2]

Vodkazvictim was bragging about something like this a few days ago...

 

[turtle825]

 

[maildude]

This "guy's" available!
http://img145.imageshack.us/img145/8217/crossdresser1.jpg

 

[Namreg]

women appreciate honesty, so just walk up to someone in the street and ask her about anal sex. hilarity ensues!

 

[L3ggy]

Always with the darkness. You're obsessed with it.

Get clean, that stuff is destroying your life. I'll sell you some light if you want.

Light is too bright.

 

[GregCentauro]

I can put on a wig and some make-up, sailor. :booty:

 

[PirateKing]

Light is too bright.

That's because you're not used to it. We gotta contract those pupils.

 

[ragincaucasian]

its something you ease into, literally and figuratively. Its starts with a gentle finger and tons of stimulation

 

[Boothbabe]

right in the aaasss.

Soon as possible but I have no girlfriend, so what about hookers?

I heard its more expensive to do that.

Becoming an organ donor is the only chance you'll ever have to be inside a girl.

 

[PirateKing]

Becoming an organ donor is the only Chance you'll ever have to be inside a girl.

:hatsoff::bowdown::clap:

 

[Shifty]

Becoming an organ donor is the only Chance you'll ever have to be inside a girl.

:rofl2:

 

[ApolloBalboa]

Becoming an organ donor is the only Chance you'll ever have to be inside a girl.

You sir, deserve some rep. :hatsoff:

 

[absolutehell]

DO NOT go for hookers.Even if you do with condoms, you can't get rid of STDS that spread through skin contact like warts.They are pretty fucking disgusting.
See link
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Genital_wart
They might ruin your life forever.Just stay clean and wait for the right woman.Do not push it on her and wait till she is ready for that.Some women don't like anal so if that's the case, you need to respect that.Sex is something that should go on after both partners are ready for it.If one is not, it's a sort of rape.

There's no point worrying.If you are that desperate get a fleshlight butt.
It's the closest you could get for less than $100 and a long term investment.
http://www.fleshlight.com/fleshlight-toys/vibro/vibro-pink-butt-touch/
Try it, it gives almost the same feeling and hang on till you get someone with whom you could do anal.

 

[DJCowboy]

If you're about to have sex with a girl, just sneak it in the butt, they never hate that

 

[Mr. Daystar]

Don't wash your hands after you wipe, and jerk off with a death grip on your cock...problem solved.

 

[LukeEl]

I can piss my name in the snow in caligrahpy how's that shake up your spinal column! So what was this thread about anyway?