I want to kill an American...

[Death-Proof-69]

well, if you come to alaska to shoot her you can plan on getting shot in return...just a tip so you can plan ahead

 

[Rey C.]

well, if you come to alaska to shoot her you can plan on getting shot in return...just a tip so you can plan ahead

Oh, I have no doubt that some of you folks up there are real deal outdoorsmen - but she's just a fraud playing a part on TV from what I've seen of her. Anyway, the Murkowski family has promised me safe passage on my "hunting trip", so I don't expect any problems.

Tell you what I'll do though. Once I drop her, I'll donate the hide to the state and you guys can stuff her and keep her on a pedestal in the capitol building. She'll be just as alive as she is now. I mean, the same people who ghost write her books and opinion pieces can keep doing that. And little kids can write words on her hand when they see the display. At Christmas time, people can even play tapes of her shrill, shrieking voice. Hell, she'll live on forever.

But I am a bit concerned about Ruppie Murdoch and the people who want to take Twitter public. If I clip her, yeah... I can see them sending out Tony Soprano to clip me. By offing the Nitwit Queen, I'd surely be taking a BIG chunk of change out of their pockets. Yeah, I may have to rethink this. Maybe I'll just send her out snipe hunting... while wearing a windbreaker in the dead of winter. I'll tell her it's a magic, lightweight winter coat developed by the Israeli military or something. Could we all be friends if that's as much involvement as I have? :shy:

 

[pete rose]

On second thought, forget about Palin, she's useful for pointing and laughing at. Go for Kim Jong-il, it's a necessary evil.

 

[Death-Proof-69]

Oh, I have no doubt that some of you folks up there are real deal outdoorsmen - but she's just a fraud playing a part on TV from what I've seen of her. Anyway, the Murkowski family has promised me safe passage on my "hunting trip", so I don't expect any problems.

Tell you what I'll do though. Once I drop her, I'll donate the hide to the state and you guys can stuff her and keep her on a pedestal in the capitol building. She'll be just as alive as she is now. I mean, the same people who ghost write her books and opinion pieces can keep doing that. And little kids can write words on her hand when they see the display. At Christmas time, people can even play tapes of her shrill, shrieking voice. Hell, she'll live on forever.

But I am a bit concerned about Ruppie Murdoch and the people who want to take Twitter public. If I clip her, yeah... I can see them sending out Tony Soprano to clip me. By offing the Nitwit Queen, I'd surely be taking a BIG chunk of change out of their pockets. Yeah, I may have to rethink this. Maybe I'll just send her out snipe hunting... while wearing a windbreaker in the dead of winter. I'll tell her it's a magic, lightweight winter coat developed by the Israeli military or something. Could we all be friends if that's as much involvement as I have? :shy:

haha, she'd sure talk a lot less then! nah i really don't follow her celebrity status, it's annoying as shit honestly, more than normal celebrities imo...just a few years ago she was literally on no ones radar, hell hardly anyone in this state besides her personal friends knew the palin family...not until she was our governor and then ditched to go try to be vice president and then...this, whatever this may be lol

 

[Rey C.]

On second thought, forget about Palin, she's useful for pointing and laughing at. Go for Kim Jong-il, it's a necessary evil.

No, not Kim Jong-Il! According to Sarah Palin, he's our one of our allies! If we go around clipping our friends, what will people say about us?

Point taken on Palin. I've gotten more internet jokes out of her than Bozo the Clown, Pee Wee Herman and all of the Marx brothers put together. Can't just let that go.

 

[BlueBalls]

On second thought, forget about Palin, she's useful for pointing and laughing at. Go for Kim Jong-il, it's a necessary evil.

Unless you're going to go after everyone who has the authority to control the masses of artillery pointed directly at Seoul and take them all out at once, it'd really be a wasted trip.

Take out the idiots I say, while we still can.

 

[Rey C.]

haha, she'd sure talk a lot less then! nah i really don't follow her celebrity status, it's annoying as shit honestly, more than normal celebrities imo...just a few years ago she was literally on no ones radar, hell hardly anyone in this state besides her personal friends knew the palin family...not until she was our governor and then ditched to go try to be vice president and then...this, whatever this may be lol

Hey, I feel for ya. Years ago one of our Senators was married to Liz Taylor. We were getting attention here for all of the wrong reasons too. Liz wasn't really an idiot like Palin, but I think she did have a drinking problem about that time and the press always brought up our state when they talked about her issues.

My guess is Sarah and her brood will have used up their 15 minutes of fame once the 2012 elections are over. Well, unless she makes a sex tape with a polar bear or something. But that's going to be a one shot deal, so even then, she'll be pretty much back to obscurity by 2012. Then we can start talking about a real cutie from Alaska: that lil babe named Lisa from Ice Road Truckers.

Speaking of polar bears and Alaska... I have a bear hunting joke I'll have to modify to include Sarah Pee.

 

[Mr. Daystar]

Actually, I prefer young caribou to elk by quite a lot. Less gamy, but still full in flavour. Also less fatty.

Get a caribou tenderloin from a 2 year old some time. Hot sear the outside, then cook slowly with rosemary and white pepper.

:yummie:

I'm going to the grocery store tomorrow...I'll just pick one or two up!

 

[Supafly]

cariboo LOL like that crazy Palin woman. Are tourists allowed to do this
or will I be arrested? :dunno:

Read this article:

http://www.businessinsider.com/poet...hreatening-president-with-16-line-poem-2010-2

... and rethink.

If you are still in front of your computer and not in a cell.

 

[Death-Proof-69]

Hey, I feel for ya. Years ago one of our Senators was married to Liz Taylor. We were getting attention here for all of the wrong reasons too. Liz wasn't really an idiot like Palin, but I think she did have a drinking problem about that time and the press always brought up our state when they talked about her issues.

My guess is Sarah and her brood will have used up their 15 minutes of fame once the 2012 elections are over. Well, unless she makes a sex tape with a polar bear or something. But that's going to be a one shot deal, so even then, she'll be pretty much back to obscurity by 2012. Then we can start talking about a real cutie from Alaska: that lil babe named Lisa from Ice Road Truckers.

Speaking of polar bears and Alaska... I have a bear hunting joke I'll have to modify to include Sarah Pee.

haha yeah, funny you mention lisa, i actually know her personally...we both used to race motocross around the state so i know her from that and her regular trucking route used to take her to the town i live in...she's a really cool chick, haven't watched the show much though

 

[Rey C.]

haha yeah, funny you mention lisa, i actually know her personally...we both used to race motocross around the state so i know her from that and her regular trucking route used to take her to the town i live in...she's a really cool chick, haven't watched the show much though

I haven't watched the show in about a year. I pretty much stopped watching most entertainment TV about a year ago, so that's why I dropped Ice Road Truckers, as well as Deadliest Catch... which I also enjoyed. But from the times I saw Lisa, she came off as being pretty genuine (as much as one can on reality TV anyway). I read in an interview that she was a real Tomboy as a girl. And this show was the first time she'd really worn makeup. I don't know why, but Lisa reminds me of Mary Ellen Walton for some reason. If you don't know who that is, that's cool. I'll just feel old... again.

 

[Legzman]

Hell, I just wanna kill somebody. I don't give a fuck what nationality. Only requirement is victim must be male.

 

[Facetious]

^ Hermaphrodites OK! ^

 

[Death-Proof-69]

I haven't watched the show in about a year. I pretty much stopped watching most entertainment TV about a year ago, so that's why I dropped Ice Road Truckers, as well as Deadliest Catch... which I also enjoyed. But from the times I saw Lisa, she came off as being pretty genuine (as much as one can on reality TV anyway). I read in an interview that she was a real Tomboy as a girl. And this show was the first time she'd really worn makeup. I don't know why, but Lisa reminds me of Mary Ellen Walton for some reason. If you don't know who that is, that's cool. I'll just feel old... again.

i don't think i've ever seen her with much makeup on...maybe some eyeliner and a lil powder at most, but she's not the type to act much different on camera and create a character for herself, just a little here and there at the producers request...the crabbers from deadliest catch don't really either, they more or less just exaggerate how they were before the show existed...anyway, i don't watch TV except when i'm at someones house and i actually don't even have TV. well, i have one but i just watch movies on it

 

[jjo_is4]

Read this article:

http://www.businessinsider.com/poet...hreatening-president-with-16-line-poem-2010-2

... and rethink.

If you are still in front of your computer and not in a cell.

:1orglaugh

I spent a lot of hard cash on one of these a few years back. I'm told it still works just fine.

 

[maildude]

I would only kill another human if I could hunt him in a grid composed of wood, plants and metal, so that it would look like a maze. And only if I could use a high-tech weapon. And only if he was wired with explosives and I had the detonation device.:violent:

 

[lurkingdirk]

I would only kill another human if I could hunt him in a grid composed of wood, plants and metal, so that it would look like a maze. And only if I could use a high-tech weapon. And only if he was wired with explosives and I had the detonation device.:violent:

How 'bout on a light bike instead?

 

[PirateKing]

There's only one way to kill an American:

 

[georges]

I would rather kill Michael Moore and Emmanuel Rahm. The two of the biggest pieces of shit in the world of American politics.

 

[pete rose]

1.) it's Rahm Emmanuel
2.) Michael Moore is harmless