I wanted baloons

[TheOrangeCat]

then I shall take the reserved sign off my tongue

 

[Member442]

that hardly seems fair I'm not cheating after all. You can flirt all you like as well

 

[Tittyman5000]

Gloyster, I feel bad 4 you

 

[The Grasshopper]

artysml:

1 balloon, and it's balloons not baloons, for you... idiot

 

[BAYAMONXXX]

Gloryholester is trippin!

 

[gloyster]

All I wanted to do was burst them baloons.

 

[PirateKing]

I gotta hand it to you Gloyster, you're on a whole different plane of reality.

 

[mrtrebus]

At my party I just wanted massive baboons. I wasn't asking for much, I had cake and alcohol but no baboons. My Uncle Lucy told me that to much Helium will rot your lungs, but I wanted the other kind.

:drool1:

fixed

 

[grower_boy]

Did he want the baboons to fuck him? :1orglaugh

 

[lurkingdirk]

All I wanted to do was burst them baloons.

baloons.

Please, where can I find these baloons of which you speak, so I can buy some and make you shut up?

 

[Ike Stain]

Here's your balloons

:dito:

 

[Shifty]

gloyster, your post moved me.

I love you.

Look me up on EHarmony.

 

[Member442]

I feel bad for you I almost want to send you a package of balloons.

 

[lurkingdirk]

I feel bad for you I almost want to send you a package of balloons.

He doesn't want balloons.

He is looking for baloons.

Honestly, people. How often does he have to ask?

 

[Member442]

He doesn't want balloons.

He is looking for baloons.

Honestly, people. How often does he have to ask?

Fine I'm sorry. Makes me want to send him baloons:kiss:

Is everyone happier now?

 

[lurkingdirk]

Fine I'm sorry. Makes me want to send him baloons:kiss:

Is everyone happier now?

No, we are not fucking happy.

We are all desperately searching for baloons. No one can find baloons. If you find them, please let us all know where. We're desperate to please this guy.

 

[sleep]

Maybe I'm tired, Maybe its been a long day, but you know what? I dont care.

Your pointless little story isnt worth the space on the board it has consumed, or the time it wasted reading and replying to.

cool story bro

Glad to see you all are still reading from the same page.

 

[Member442]

No, we are not fucking happy.

We are all desperately searching for baloons. No one can find baloons. If you find them, please let us all know where. We're desperate to please this guy.

Go to your local dollar store they have them from time to time.

 

[sleep]

gloyster, your post moved me.

I love you.

Look me up on EHarmony.

Post of the year.

 

[TheOrangeCat]

I want to have Blue Balls insert a weather balloon up your ass and inflate it until you explode.

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