i will share my recipe with you - turd tea

[lovecock]

i know there are many members here like myself who are deeply in to scat. for you i will share my own secret recipe of turd tea. it is a delicious drink and it will warm you up in the winter mornings.

you will need,

1 large mug (or flask if you want to make a full days worth)

2 a saucepan

3 wooden spoon

4 salt and pepper

5 garlic (not essential as it makes your breath smell)

6 about 5oz of human shit (laid no more than 2 hours before)

method:

get a pan of boiling water on the go. add the turd in small pieces (stirring all the time)

add salt and pepper to taste. i like to add garlic too.

once the nice log of a turd has dissolved in the water pour into your mug and drink whilst nice and hot. Lovely.

put the remainder in a flask and take it to work with you. will go down a treat at lunch time. :thumbsup:

 

[busenbust]

:rofl: LC: WHY??????

"5 garlic (not essential as it makes your breath smell)"

^^:rofl: msl:

 

[Boothbabe]

5 garlic (not essential as it makes your breath smell)

And drinking a turd cocktail won't :1orglaugh

I'm also wondering if you're aware that eating (or in this case drinking) your own feces is very unhealthy. If there was something in it that would be usable or healthy to your body it wouldn't be a waste product.

 

[tartanterrier]

And drinking a turd cocktail won't :1orglaugh

I'm also wondering if you're aware that eating (or in this case drinking) your own feces is very unhealthy. If there was something in it that would be usable or healthy to your body it wouldn't be a waste product.

I don't think it would affect him somehow

 

[Skyraider22]

I going to learn to stop clicking on titles like this:dunno:

 

[Philbert]

People...if you want it gone, ask the admin to send him away.
It has polluted enough threads and the forum long enough.

First button on the right, 3rd button from the left...report post.

 

[busenbust]

...or add to his Reputation :rofl: :rofl:

 

[STDiva]

I've come to the conclusion love-cock and busenbust are either a) the same person or b) friends in real life. Because busenbust makes sure to post in every single one of these bullshit threads.

I know before clicking on it that busenbust will...repeat something love-cock said in the original post and put this. :rofl:

love-cock is also 13 years old.

 

[busenbust]

I've come to the conclusion love-cock and busenbust are either a) the same person or b) friends in real life. Because busenbust makes sure to post in every single one of these bullshit threads.

I know before clicking on it that busenbust will...repeat something love-cock said in the original post and put this. :rofl:

love-cock is also 13 years old.

Oh, how original! In which case, perhaps you are love-cock

 

[Jeep!]

First person makes a Spartacus joke, I'm hopping a plane with a gift-wrapped bitch slap.

 

[STDiva]

Oh, how original! In which case, perhaps you are love-cock

I'm not love-cock. Though I do love co....

 

[busenbust]

^Well, neither am I....care to figure????

 

[STDiva]

You shouldn't support him anymore. Unless your rolling laughing emoticons are meant to be sarcastic. Which I hope they are, because nothing he says is funny.

 

[mrtrebus]

lovecock talking shit...again!

 

[busenbust]

You shouldn't support him anymore. Unless your rolling laughing emoticons are meant to be sarcastic. Which I hope they are, because nothing he says is funny.

...which is why you are continuing his thread . Enough 'support' from STD.

 

[STDiva]

looooooooooooooooooooooooooool good one

 

[lovecock]

later i will share more recipes for you. diarrhoea pizza is a favorite of mine.

 

[Jeep!]

Please don't. I'm having pizza later and you're only gonna ruin it for me.

 

[power-san]

The guy is joking...
A serious scatter wouldn't be making it out to be a joke and putting it up like this..
I think it's funny.

 

[biomech]

This is getting real old, I hope Lovecocks mom catches him on the web after bed time, and grounds him.
That way this shit will stop.