"I wish ________ grew on trees"

[PirateKing]

Let's pretend you are.

 

[Tittyman5000]

I wish Beef Jerky grew on trees

 

[Ace Bandage]

Lemonheads

 

[Christa]

I wish boobies grew on Trees.

 

[PirateKing]

Sex dolls. The high quality ones.

 

[~~whimsy~~]

Pure friendship.

And here I loved you with pure purity!

 

[PirateKing]

And here I loved you with pure purity!

Evil comes in purity as well. :2 cents:

 

[L3ggy]

Let's pretend you are.

Why?

 

[HE1FiNEARTiST]

1oz Krugerrand Gold Coins

 

[The Grasshopper]

dildos for spexy... golden ones or what-have-you if you were

 

[Deepcover]

Strippers.

 

[bazza599]

money and beer

 

[vodkazvictim]

Soviet women

Devushki? Devchonki?
I need to replace the Russian and Greek letter stickers I had on my keyboard :S

 

[rizwano]

free porn

 

[funkipman]

gasoline

 

[bustybbwlover]

at first i wanted to say boobs but i'd feel weird fondling breasts on a tree so right now i'm going with cold medicine cuz i'm sick

 

[Frank Fire]

Dunkin Donuts

 

[Thomas O'Malley]

Boobs... lots of them.

 

[PirateKing]

Gratitude.

 

[Neutron66]

Jennifer Love Hewitts.

I'd have my own orchard.