If god exists, he must hate women

[condor]

6 inherent reasons why god must hate women

1 It takes 3 minutes for a man to orgasm, 15 for a woman
2 Men get to judge women's sexual organs all the time, girls at the beach if they're lucky
3 Men with leg hair look manly, girls always look weird
4 Men have naturally stronger arms so they can manhandle women in bed, girls don't
5 If girls want to piss outside they have squat in exactly the right position, men can stand on one leg if they want
6 No man wants a penis reduction

I guess that's why men pay for meals

 

[bustybbwlover]

you didn't even mention 28 days later

 

[KLSsw08]

god doesn't exist!


Scott

 

[Johan]

God is a lie.

 

[pool_hustler]

6 inherent reasons why god must hate women

I beg to differ

If a flying object hits a woman in the groin it's at most a minor annoyance. If it hits a man he might spend the rest of his life singing in a boy's choir.

Women rarely go bald.

Women rarely have back hair.

God gave women tits to play with.

Women don't have testicles to accidentally sit down on :eek: ......

....or a sexual appendage that can get caught in a zipper :eek: :eek: :eek:

 

[vodkazvictim]

If God exists she must be a woman, more like.

 

[Boothbabe]

6 inherent reasons why god must love women

1 Women are awesome
2 Women are awesome
3 Women are awesome
4 Women are awesome
5 Women are awesome
6 Women are awesome

Conclusion: I am awesome and God is a woman

 

[Zolf J. Kimbly]

6 inherent reasons why god must love women

1 Women are awesome
2 Women are awesome
3 Women are awesome
4 Women are awesome
5 Women are awesome
6 Women are awesome

Conclusion: I am awesome and God is a woman

:lame:

repeatin the same thing 6 times doesnt make it awesome

 

[boobmanz]

:lame:

repeatin the same thing 6 times doesnt make it awesome

1 Women are awesome
2 Women are awesome
3 Women are awesome
4 Women are awesome
5 Women are awesome
6 Women are awesome
7 Women are awesome
8 Women are awesome
9 Women are awesome
10 Women are awesome

Ten times maybe?

 

[PirateKing]

6 inherent reasons why god must love women

1 Women are awesome
2 Women are awesome
3 Women are awesome
4 Women are awesome
5 Women are awesome
6 Women are awesome

Conclusion: I am awesome and God is a woman

Well that certainly explains the reason for all those natural disasters then.

You're wrong though. God is neither a man nor woman, but a twinkie. I've seen it with my own eyes.

 

[DOA82]

6 inherent reasons why god must hate women

1 It takes 3 minutes for a man to orgasm, 15 for a woman
2 Men get to judge women's sexual organs all the time, girls at the beach if they're lucky
3 Men with leg hair look manly, girls always look weird
4 Men have naturally stronger arms so they can manhandle women in bed, girls don't
5 If girls want to piss outside they have squat in exactly the right position, men can stand on one leg if they want
6 No man wants a penis reduction

I guess that's why men pay for meals

Those are 6 of the shittest reasons to focus on.

Did you knock this crap together yourself, or is this a copy and paste from a "funny" blog?

 

[Hot Mega]

6 inherent reasons why god must love women

1 Women are awesome
2 Women are awesome
3 Women are awesome
4 Women are awesome
5 Women are awesome
6 Women are awesome

Rebuttal: Menstrual cycles and you have to wipe after peeing.:1orglaugh

(Women are awesome though. )

 

[Boothbabe]

you have to wipe after peeing.:1orglaugh

That's out of respect for the gateway to heaven

 

[Hot Mega]

That's out of respect for the gateway to heaven

That and it would be a pretty rancid box if you didn't.:o

 

[condor]

Looks like you better come up with some better reasons yourself.

 

[Will E Worm]

This thread is wrong and could upset other members.

End the thread. :tongue:

 

[Nester6]

you didn't even mention 28 days later

God is an illusion! god is between your legs and hers! Anything else is imiginary thinking!

 

[Nester6]

This thread is wrong and could upset other members.

End the thread. :tongue:

Fuck all religion! Its just a imiganary guilt experience to control the ancient masses! Fuck her with all your might and forget fuckin religion!

 

[lollypophead]

god doesn't exist!

God is a lie

ABSOLUTLY right!

close this!

 

[Elwood70]

If God exists,(s)he's got a lot of explaining to do.