If God Had Wanted Me To Be Accepting Of Gays....

[Boothbabe]

Very funny article by theonion.

 

[Jagger69]

Just another reason to reject Judaism and Christianity and any other religion for such "beliefs". An omnipotent and omniscient God creates someone who happens to be gay and then wants those who happen not to be gay to reject them? I'm sorry....that's not a God I in which I can (nor want to) believe.

 

[Boothbabe]

theonion is a satirical site

 

[titsrock]

Raise your hand if you think Boothy is a clone of Angelina Jolie...

:wave:

 

[jasonk282]

:wave:I was just thinking the same thing

 

[CunningStunts]

Funny stuff, thanks Boothbabe.

 

[Spleen]

The Onion always seems to catch people out. It's called "ONION" ffs, it's obviously not real.

 

[Vanilla Bear]

Raise your hand if you think Boothy is a clone of Angelina Jolie...

Raise your hand if you think Angelina Jolie is nothing compared to Boothy.

:wave:

 

[PlasmaTwa2]

Raise your hand if you think Angelina Jolie is nothing compared to Boothy.

:wave:

Raise your hand if you think both are very attractive and you would like to take both out to dinner.

:wave:

 

[atxraised]

Raise your hand if you think both are very attractive and you would like to take both out to dinner.

:wave:

Hand raised!!!

 

[biomech]

:wave:

 

[Vanilla Bear]

Raise your hand if you think both are very attractive and you would like to take both out to dinner.

:wave:

Hmmm...somehow this thread went off topic, but now that we are at it...


Raise your hand if you sometimes wish you were a girl just to have the slightest of a chance to a date with Boothy!

:wave:

:o

 

[Boothbabe]

You guys are making me blush :shy:

 

[Will E Worm]

that's not a God I in which I can (nor want to) believe.

:1orglaugh God doesn't care what you want, and He doesn't need your approval. :tongue:

 

[skechers]

:1orglaugh God doesn't care what you want, and He doesn't need your approval. :tongue:

I kind of have this theory that god is something like Tinkerbell or Santa Clause. If you don't believe, he dies.

Clap! Clap your hands if you believe in god! Now go my children. Go and hate everyone who doesn't look or act just like you!

Yay.




Just my :2 cents:





And boothy is smokin hot.

 

[jasonk282]

. Go and hate everyone who doesn't look or act just like you!

.

Which is why I hate everyone equaly.

 

[Will E Worm]

If you don't believe, he dies.

That's not how it works. Why would you want to go to Heaven to see a "god" you can think out of existence?

God is Sovereign and does not need anyone's approval. :hatsoff:

 

[BlueBalls]

:1orglaugh God doesn't care what you want, and He doesn't need your approval. :tongue:

Really? Then all this "worship/love of" and "belief in" they've been peddling for a couple thousand years now is completely redundant.

At least those who didn't know, now do. :hatsoff:

 

[jasonk282]

:1orglaugh God doesn't care what you want, and He doesn't need your approval. :tongue:

damnit I have spent 30 years on my life th8nking God cared about me, thank you Will for showing me the light.

HAIL SATAN :banger:

 

[Will E Worm]

damnit I have spent 30 years on my life th8nking God cared about me, thank you Will for showing me the light.

HAIL SATAN :banger:

He cares. All that matters is if you care.

Most don't care. They might be inconvenienced if they did care.