If I were President, who would ask to serve in the cabinet?

[Baill Inneraora]

After careful deliberation, in the event that I become President and my pool of applicants for cabinet positions comes entirely from freeones members, I would ask the following to serve in the cabinet:

Vice President Facial King
Chief of Staff bodie54
Defense Secretary Chefchitown
Secretary of State Christianxxx
Attorney General Friday On My Mind
Ambassador to the United Nations Torre82min
OBM Director Jagger69
Chair of the Joint Chiefs of Staff Violater79
Labor Secretary titsrock
Interior Secretary Minidog
Agriculture Secretary Jason z
Housing & Urban Development BlueBalls
Transportation Secretary AFA
Energy Secretary D-Rock
Education Secretary Prof Voluptuary
Commerce Boothbabe
Health and Human Services Memphis Monroe
Veteran's Affairs pikachar
Postmaster General Maildude

 

[STDiva]

haha. good call on memphis.

 

[BlueBalls]

I'm hurt Baill, I really am. I wanted State or Defense, but I suppose I can put my own special twist on Health and Urban Development.

 

[STDiva]

i think middlefingerliv deservs a spot there

 

[Baill Inneraora]

I'm hurt Baill, I really am. I wanted State or Defense, but I suppose I can put my own special twist on Health and Urban Development.

Well Blue, B originally had you slotted as VP, but after thinking it through, I thought you would be too bored as VP..........not really much to do. I liken you to a border collie, smart but irritable when not challenged. So Housing and Urban Development seemed entirely appropriate during this economic downturn.

 

[BlueBalls]

Well Blue, B originally had you slotted as VP, but after thinking it through, I thought you would be too bored as VP..........not really much to do. I liken you to a border collie, smart but irritable when not challenged. So Housing and Urban Development seemed entirely appropriate during this economic downturn.

Ahh, now that I think about it and you point it out I see this was done with love in mind. Plenty of people are going to die, but you knew that when you appointed me to this position.

But maybe that is a good thing, a few million mouths to feed wiped off the map can only do the country good. :thumbsup:


:1orglaugh

 

[sdj374]

i think middlefingerliv deservs a spot there

Press Secretary.

 

[Baill Inneraora]

I considered nominating baconsalt for Agriculture Secretary, but then I realized he would spend too much time at swine, poultry and bovine factory farms playing in the……………well you know.

 

[BlueBalls]

Baconsalt should have been Education Secretary. At least then the kids will be able to find their own country on the map. It'll be the one covered in shit. Which will be mandatory.

Although I'm sure in the Prof's hands Education will do fine. Maybe not as well, but fine

 

[Baill Inneraora]

I think I need a Presidential typist

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

What about Homeland Defense? I really hate the name they hung on that dept, though. Sounds vaguely Nazi-like. Well not too vaguely.

 

[bodie54]

I hereby proudly embrace my appointment as Chief of Staph

 

[Bloodshot Scott]

Where's the pussy...

 

[mrhp1]

People that actually pay their taxes, and have credibility.

 

[Baill Inneraora]

What about Homeland Defense? I really hate the name they hung on that dept, though. Sounds vaguely Nazi-like. Well not too vaguely.

I always thought that Homeland Security sounds a little Stalinesque.

 

[pikachar]

me as VA.... not bad...

I think my first act would be to cut all the bullshit red-tape, and start making VA health care a top priority! Secondary would to be to change disability, and make other things payable!!!

So I count on the Secretary of Defense, Chef to go out and start cracking down on medical records! I think that's a great combo, Chef, and Pika...

 

[bodie54]

Ambassador to the United Nations Torre82min

This was a wise appointment. I see him doing a lot of good implementing the "Oil For Fleshlights" program.

 

[Torre82]

This was a wise appointment. I see him doing a lot of good implementing the "Oil For Fleshlights" program.

"Leave No Penis Behind. (Unless they choose the anal orifice as a fleshlight.)" One of my best policies.

I'd be proud to be in your cabinet. Ooh, Mrs Butterworth.. have you lost weight? Let's go behind that rock and get a little older... I mean boulder. I mean.. fuck.. so I like MILFs. Sue me.

As assbassador to the U.N. I'd like to.. eh, I dunno. What exactly am I supposed to.. oh hey, Angelina Jolie. Hi. I'm kind of a big deal. Let's go talk to the U.N. ... together. Thin? No. You look fine. Oh such a shame Bradley couldnt make it. I really liked him in What's Eating Gilbert Grape.

... what? He didnt play the tard? Oh. Hmm. Sooo.. wanna have extramarital sex? Okay!

 

[Baill Inneraora]

This was a wise appointment. I see him doing a lot of good implementing the "Oil For Fleshlights" program.

That’s f-ing hilarious….I’d rep you again if I could.