If Smell-A-Vision Replaced Television

[RichardNailder]

If Smell-A-Vision replaced television would you watch porn on it?

Let's hear all the reasons why/why not - good, bad, and just imagined

 

[mrtrebus]

Replaced?!? So we wouldn't actually watch images but just have smells?!?

 

[RichardNailder]

Imagine watching porn - and smelling it at the same time:eek:

But the cooking channel would be awesome on smell-a-vision - not so sure about shows like Dirty Jobs though.....

having been on more porn sets than I want to remember - I'm praying they never develop smell-a-vision but I'm sure there are folks out there that feel differently.

 

[lurkingdirk]

Well, I'm pretty sure Wrestling would die (finally).

Porn? There would be an assortment of smell enhancing products to buy. "essence of anal" would be a big seller, I bet.

 

[GotHaterade]

No and I hope this never fucking happens

 

[BoboBrowne]

Replaced?!? So we wouldn't actually watch images but just have smells?!?

Nope. So you wouldn't know if someone was having sex or just making cat food.

 

[Atar554]

Actually I would like it...

before you retch and call me a gross fool. Think of smell-a-vision in this regard.

All that lesbian porn people love so much or the model based stuff like femjoy or Aria Giovanni etcetc...

How would you like to smell her perfume for instance? or if one of them is at the beach, be able to smell the sea breeze?

And the panty and foot guys I'm sure would go nuts. The "i wanna smell her chacha" crowd would be too but never admitting it openly.

Leave out the scent of grinding male crotch rot and astroglide though. Or any crotch rot for that matter and I think it could be a winner.

 

[GotHaterade]

Okay, the lesbian stuff sounds/smells good but please filter out all the "crotch rot" and what not and it might be okay

 

[BoboBrowne]

Sex just isn't a clean thing. It gets sloppy and stinky...when it's done right. The fantasy is enough for me.

And to the person who said it would help out with panty fetishes and foot fetishes, well, not necessarily. I have a bit of a foot fetish, but only if they're clean and well taken care of. Smelly, stinky, sweaty feet is a huge turnoff.

 

[Atar554]

Sex just isn't a clean thing. It gets sloppy and stinky...when it's done right. The fantasy is enough for me.

And to the person who said it would help out with panty fetishes and foot fetishes, well, not necessarily. I have a bit of a foot fetish, but only if they're clean and well taken care of. Smelly, stinky, sweaty feet is a huge turnoff.

You're only assuming they would smell "bad".

I bet you'd be all over those feet after a shower or bath scene You could clearly smell when her 2000 body parts are zest fully clean.

 

[BAYAMONXXX]

Smell-A-Vision would be a bad idea...


Imagine 50 guys Bukkake on a girl.

 

[grower_boy]

Well, I'm pretty sure Wrestling would die (finally).

Porn? There would be an assortment of smell enhancing products to buy. "essence of anal" would be a big seller, I bet.

Why would wrestling finally die? It's not like I'd actually have the smell meter on, except when I have the chance to smell Layla El's tits.

And do porn sets stink or something?

 

[D-rock]

I don't think I would want to show up to the FreeOnes meassageboard anymore. :1orglaugh

 

[RichardNailder]

Porn? There would be an assortment of smell enhancing products to buy. "essence of anal" would be a big seller, I bet.

Already is http://www.liquidass.com/ :dunno: Sign me up for the affiliate program:eeew:

 

[RichardNailder]

And do porn sets stink or something?

Industry secret........... :elaugh:

 

[RichardNailder]

I don't think I would want to show up to the FreeOnes meassageboard anymore. :1orglaugh

As I sit her in my underwear with a level 10 hangover - the result of way too much cheap beer - and a "Chernobyl" case of gas the result of to many polish sausages more sauerkraut than any human should ever eat - surfing (wanking to) this thread http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?t=50674&highlight=gaping+anal

Sounds like something we should all share :eek: ukey:

 

[GodsEmbryo]

Girlfriend walks into the living room

sniffs

"Have you been watching porn again?"

 

[Ace Bandage]

I'd watch baseball: fresh cut grass, leather gloves, hot dogs, and beer. I could be at Wrigley without ever leaving my living room. That would be awesome.

 

[Johan]

After all these years we'd finally be able to enjoy "the smell of napalm in the morning"

 

[Ace Bandage]

After all these years we'd finally be able to enjoy "the smell of napalm in the morning"

I guess we all could also finally smell what The Rock... is cookin'.