If you could suck your own penis would you?

[rian_evilclown]

of course i fucking would:nanner:

 

[mongo18]

Lady Love is right, if every guy was capable, there wouldn't be a man alive who hadn't.

 

[AFA]

No, I wouldn't do it. I don't even suck my thumb.

 

[senob44]

^^^That's a pretty good sized sack for such a small animal. What is that, a meerkat?

 

[YMIHERE]

Some guys ask the question to their girl friends so turn around is fair play. If you can suck your own dick, would you spit or swallow? :eek:

 

[Peter Gazinya]

Personally if I was able to stretch like that I know for a fact that I would never do anything of the nature. I will never have a penis in my mouth regardless if its my own.

Right. I bet you'd never have a dick in your hand either. As for your question, do I even need to answer?

I, like many here, am curious as to why this subject ever came up in the first place.

 

[Jilly King]

At the end of the the day it is a cock and there is no way a cock is ever going in my mouth flylicker

PMSFL! And I guess you are such a gent, you would never ask a woman to do the same, lol.

Never do (or ask for) something that you aren't prepared to do yourself

 

[AFA]

PMSFL! And I guess you are such a gent, you would never ask a woman to do the same, lol.

Never do something that you aren't prepared to do yourself

Hey, wait a minute. We follow the law of the jungle here!

 

[Peter Gazinya]

Some guys ask the question to their girl friends so turn around is fair play. If you can suck your own dick, would you spit or swallow? :eek:

I'd give myself a facial

 

[Jagger69]

Not only would I suck it but I would probably have my left ear transplanted with a vagina so I could fuck it.

Dumb thread.

 

[Jilly King]

Ok, so a guy might ask if he can shove his dick up my ass, and I might say "yes, as long as I can shove my dildo up yours first!" Lol.

But then he would turn round and say - "THAT is going NOT anywhere near MY ass - I'm not gay!"

No? Just a 'closet queen' then, lol

BTW - this is all in good fun folks, so don't shout at me)

 

[AFA]

No Jane, no shout. Tarzan say so!

 

[KungFuDude]

Not only would I suck it but I would probably have my left ear transplanted with a vagina so I could fuck it.

Hahaha....Bada Bing!!

 

[tunsty]

 

[Legzman]

I would if I could, but I can't so I won't...But I did try once! Fell off the couch!

 

[Iamforever]

I would if I could, but I can't so I won't...But I did try once! Fell off the couch!

you should have taped it. it would have been a sure shot for the $100,1000 prize on america's funniest home videos.

 

[Legzman]

^^^probably!

 

[tunsty]

you should have taped it. it would have been a sure shot for the $100,1000 prize on america's funniest home videos.

..and as a bonus, you get to spend some time with OJ - his new cell-mate.

 

[anomaly]

I'd rather have a woman do it. We already jerk off too much. do we really want to start sucking off too.

 

[ChefChiTown]

Personally if I was able to stretch like that I know for a fact that I would never do anything of the nature. I will never have a penis in my mouth regardless if its my own.

Then why start a thread asking this question? I'm willing to bet that you've tried it multiple, multiple times before.