If you had to do porn what would be your screen name

[Ace Bandage]

Chuck Norris

If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris has more money than you.

 

[iv6789]

I always thought it was the name of your first pet and the street you grew up on.

In my case: Wang Marlane

 

[Mr D]

Lance Clayton

 

[lurkingdirk]

I'd be known as the Greek God: Testaclese

 

[Lynnjadude]

My name would be Slap Datass. Ha ha ha.

 

[rintoe]

I'd still be Rintoe obviously.

No?

Ok well what about Henry Slottslosher?

 

[lurkingdirk]

slottslosher?

is that like crackcrasher?

 

[busenbust]

Busenbust!!!

 

[Wainkerr99]

'Smeegirl

 

[Bonezstorm]

Naked Snake

 

[24788]

Alf

 

[DreamSparrow]

Tyrannosaurus Pecs

 

[lostwood_7]

I would be Johnny Styro...wait a second hasn't that name already been taken?

 

[JacknCoke]

Blue Balls

 

[camplo72]

camplo of course