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Trident1

Less than 1,000 posts away from my free Freeones T-shirt
Thanks:D:hatsoff:
 

Ike Stain

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I have to admit your avatar is quite good:
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(I also have to admit I just spanked one out to it.)
 

Ike Stain

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You all masturbate to my avatar. DO NOT LIE YOU ALL DO IT JERKING YOUR PATHETIC LITTLE COCKS UNTIL YOUR MEATSTICKS BLEED THE BLOOD MIXING WITH THE CUM!

I just have to pipe in here to say that this avatar
is possibly the most bizarre and least arousing on
the whole of freeones, including Lurkingdirk's
displays of inspired deviance.

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(It actually causes me flashbacks to
the local children's morning show
host who once tried to molest me.)


With that said, I commend you mrtrebus,
not just for the outstanding originality of
your choice, but for it's sheer incongruity.
 

TaylorVixenFan

FreeOnes is pumping through my veins!
You find Ron Jeremy in a tuxedo attractive?

i mean no des respect to a legend in porn, but ron is one ugly dude. seriously i thought i was ugly.

once again no desprect. ron jeremy if your on here reading this. you rule ron, wish i had your job(giggity)
 

PlasmaTwa2

The Second-Hottest Man in my Mother's Basement
Apparently people see me as Fry. Last time I changed it people got pissed off at me and said they saw me as Fry, so now I'm forever trapped with the same avatar like BlueBalls is.
 

~~whimsy~~

I'm too lazy to set a usertitle.
I think it also depends on the name, ~whimsy~ for example, is somewhat ambiguous. Whereas BlueBalls is not.

Either way, I masturbate over the majority of the people here anyway, male or female... Usually when they're sleeping, just so I can position them in anyway I want and then take pictures of their reactions as I jizz on their faces. :dunno:

That is why you are unable to quit me. I am beyond simple male/female recognition. And each night that passes you love it because you never know what you are coming home to. You sick, bastard!

I love you!


I hate you!

You just try and fucking quit me, bitch! I will take your balls, tie them up, and toss them in a blender and serve you a smoothie you will never forget!
 

Ike Stain

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Apparently people see me as Fry. Last time I changed it people got pissed off at me and said they saw me as Fry, so now I'm forever trapped with the same avatar like BlueBalls is.

I definitely see you as Fry.
 

Ike Stain

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Another guy I want to go to a stripclub with:

 

Ike Stain

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I know!

I'm constantly masturbating to
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No matter how many people tell me she's a guy, it just doesn't seem to register.
 

alexpnz

Lord Dipstick
I.don't.unnerstand.this :dunno:
 
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