If Your Cock Could Talk?

[ArabJames]

so many dirty, horny things that may get me arrested in some states

 

[Shifty]

" ...um ... hello ... ... dragging on the ground here ... ... "

 

[lechepicha]

very nice thread!

it would say: ¿that's it?

 

[lostwood_7]

"Is it me but why to I keep coming up short?"

 

[yes yes yes]

I want a divorce. :tongue:

 

[sisnimals]

lol,this thread is too funny.
talk about abusive relationship.

 

[mrtrebus]

Stop strangling me! You're gonna make me sick agai...ukeytoo late)

 

[JacknCoke]

"Always chocking me till I puke, what the hell is wrong with you man?!"

 

[Shadowfax 10]

Damn it, you miss the toilet and piss all over the floor.

 

[mrtrebus]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1k7m4-Se4SI

 

[anomaly]

Hey! If you're going to do this all the time make sure she uses an enema first!:yinyang:

 

[HELLRAISER]

hey you horny bastard stop jacking me off too much cuz you're making my skin shed like a snake's!

 

[nothingandless]

"i don't want to play anymore! go find a woman!"