now that i turned 32 which boxes in life should i have ticked and off the list
1. own a house
2. own my own car
3. kids
4 . bit of prison time for some silly charge
5. or none of the above .
please fellow 32 year olds advise and chip in
As a fellow 32 year old, I have done none of those things, even though everyone around me has. They make me sick.
Well, I didn't
quite do number 4...although I did get busted with some weed when I was 19. Was never behind bars though. Cop just took me to the station, cuffed me to a waiting bench and walked away. I think he forgot about me. I sat there for an hour or so, staring at all the community flyers on the wall that I didn't give a shit about. I couldn't believe all the things that the community was doing behind my back.
Anyway, fuck it dude. Who gives a shit? It's all overrated. Just more status bullshit so people can look down their noses at others. They want to think they're better than you, but they're not at all.
By the way, the world is already overpopulated. They should give a goddamn medal to us people who aren't polluting this place with more of us.
Yeah that's right. You know who you are. Fuck you.