I'm better looking then Flava Flav.

[prof_porn]

Seriously, I am.

 

[squallumz]

who isnt? they guys a total dbag!

 

[BoboBrowne]

I'm better looking than David Beckham.

Seriously, I am.

 

[squallumz]

I'm better looking than David Beckham.

Seriously, I am.

pfft, who isnt? the guys a total.. oh who am i kidding, even i'd fuck him.

 

[ThatRedWing]

You have a very low line of when bragging is excepted. I've pinched off logs that are more attractive than Flav. Seriously, I have.

 

[squallumz]

the official freeones lumberjack up there /\

 

[grower_boy]

So you're better looking than Flava Flav? If only your personality is better than Lawrence Taylor, you might just be the perfect man!

 

[PirateKing]

In related news, I live healthier than Keith Richards and I'm smarter than Justin Beiber.

....

Did I just mention Keith Richards and Justin Beiber in the same sentence?

 

[Mr. Hyde]

Seriously, I am.

I'm better looking than a pucked up douche-nozzle.

Seriously, I am.

 

[lurkingdirk]

Flava Flav is way hotter than I am. Honestly, who could possibly compete?

 

[Legzman]

I hazard a guess that about 90% of the worlds population is better looking than flava flave.

 

[brodkill]

i think i might start wearing a digital clock necklace

 

[Jon S.]

Though it's already been said....isn't it kinda hard not to be? :dunno: Kinda setting the bar VERY low if you ask me. Hell, I've seen street people who are better looking than "Flava"!

 

[brodkill]

Though it's already been said....isn't it kinda hard not to be? :dunno: Kinda setting the bar VERY low if you ask me. Hell, I've seen street people who are better looking than "Flava"!

thats because they have no teeth that they can make gold

 

[gunslingingbird]

Flava Flav shaved his dog's ass and taught him how to walk backwards, and the dog STILL looks better than Flava Flav.

 

[Atar554]

I'm a better lip syncer to Flavor Flav than Flavor Flav.

 

[Alyssa Rose]

I'm better looking than David Beckham.

Seriously, I am.

Then you should be in my bed right now...

Seriously, you should be.

:drool2:

 

[Rey C.]

....

Did I just mention Keith Richards and Justin Beiber in the same sentence?

Say 107 Hail Mary's and drink 3 bottles of Jack Daniels (black label), and ye shall be forgiven... MAYBE! Mentioning that little twerp in the same sentence as The Great One is right up there with clubbing a baby seal to death because you were bored. :nono:

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

It would be hard to find someone who isn't better looking. I'm a C.H.U.D. and I'm better looking than him.

 

[Bearded_Menace]

It would be hard to find someone who isn't better looking. I'm a C.H.U.D. and I'm better looking than him.

Cum Hungry Urine Disposal?:wtf: