I’m only wearing a pair of black socks as I type this…

[DrMotorcity]

Yes, just as it says in the title, I’m only wearing a pair of black socks as I type this, and doing so for a good reason, with that reason being that I wish to arouse global awareness of a particular social phenomena that, while virtually unknown among Plebeiana, and has arguably been making modest gains into the consciousness of Academia and the eastern-most parts of the Medical Profession (excepting those areas prone to flooding about the Winooski River), is nonetheless one that is dearly beholden to me.

IUPUIS (Intergalactic Ubiquity of Pornography Used In a Sentence), it is so monikered.

IUPUIS is everywhere, my friends, yet few bear the back-bone and even less venture to bare their back, or even back-up any statement ever uttered by Berra to acknowledge this phenomenon, that, despite fierce resistance, has in fact made an everlasting impression upon the behavioral habits of the modern Homo sapiens.

Unfortunately, not nearly enough people have come forth to passionately embrace and nurture this phenomena with the loving, and tender devotion that it so commensurately is entitled.

I make it my solemn duty to point out the flawed mentality of the species and see to it that reparations are made.​

IUPUIS: There’s just no escape from it!

Dare to prove me wrong?

Interglactic Ubiquity of Pornography Used In a Sentence


You can’t stop it!!!

 

[bodie54]

IUPUIS: There’s just no escape from it!

If it's anywhere near as ubiquitous as the smell of your socks I can believe that :eek:

Holy bejeesus man, when's the last time you washed those things?

*cough cough*
*gasp*

Time to call in the hazmat team :wave:

 

[senob44]

I've pornography suffering from this for quite some time now. Call me IUPUIS sufferer #1 for pornography it's worth. Ever since I pornography this site, I feel the need to use that dreaded word in places where other words would express my pornography much better. Even in my everyday colloquialisms, I find this topic rearing it's pornography head. It has stressed relationships with my family pornography friends. The only pornography when I can think about pornography is when I'm looking at pornography. Thus I pornography at the pornography all the more frequently. I use it like a crutch. I felt pornography until I saw this thread and this pornography, loving doctor. Under his pornography, I may find hope, or perhaps a half-eaten piece of pornography. I look pornography to the day I will no longer need or say pornography. I will be pornography again! Thank you Doctor!

Sincerely,
Pornography

 

[negator]

quid es? a post-redux?

i, for one, am obsequious sir.

 

[marquis2]

The word is phenomenon.Phenomena is the plural form.

 

[DrMotorcity]

The word is phenomenon.Phenomena is the plural form.

I knew that.

And I also know—from having used "pornography" in a sentence, no less—that a sentence is supposed to be separated by two spaces (plural), or one space (singular) followed by another, identical space (singular). Or maybe it was Verizon, or T-Mobile, or Martin-Marietta, or Nextel, or All-tel, butwhatI'lltellyouisthankyoufornothingbeitpluralorsingularspace-spaceslash-slashgoodriddanceandbanhim!
:ban:

 

[member006]

You do know that remembering to take your meds wins the battle. Don't you?

LL

 

[D-rock]

Did anybody ever wonder what the purpose of black socks were if nobody is going to see them anyhow?

 

[member006]

Did anybody ever wonder what the purpose of black socks were if nobody is going to see them anyhow?

Everyone knows I have a white crew sock fetish. Dark are always out. Only pure white cotton is best and sexy.

Also please note, black or any dark socks are the #1 cause of foot order. Its the dye in them that cause the 'phew eeee' when your feet sweat. Just saying.

LL

 

[jdb67]

I tend to lean more to wearing white sports socks when I am conducting this type of activity....

 

[BlueBalls]

Oh my god.........WERE ALL GONNA DIE, Dont panic. :eek:

 

[AFA]

I knew that.

And I also know—from having used "pornography" in a sentence, no less—that a sentence is supposed to be separated by two spaces (plural), or one space (singular) followed by another, identical space (singular). Or maybe it was Verizon, or T-Mobile, or Martin-Marietta, or Nextel, or All-tel, butwhatI'lltellyouisthankyoufornothingbeitpluralorsingularspace-spaceslash-slashgoodriddanceandbanhim!
:ban:

You know the great man also once said, "A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore."and when asked, Q: "What time is it?" he replied, A: "You mean now?"

But for all his astute ability to pass on timeless wisdom, in the simple words of life's complexity, was never seen wearing socks with sandals. :thumbsup:

This might come in handy;
http://youtube.com/watch?v=teMlv3ripSM

 

[negator]

remember:hammer: : all socks are black, until you open the drawer.

(just like pornography)

 

[mongo18]

Well I'm not wearing any socks at all right now, there's bare ankle everywhere! And who the hell decided that you can't wear black socks with shorts, anyway? I did it for years before someone told me, and even then I said fuck it, that's a stupid rule and I refuse to be oppressed by it. I love wearing my black socks with shorts on in summer, and to anyone who feels the same I say wear 'em proud brother, wear 'em proud!

 

[bodie54]

Good for you, mongo!
Stand up for your right to be different from the crowd :thumbsup:


[size=-2]even if you do look like a total nerd :tongue:[/size]

 

[AFA]

This might offer a solution;
http://youtube.com/watch?v=sShMA85pv8M

 

[DrMotorcity]

Have you observed your daily required dosage of IUPUIS (Intergalactic Ubiquity of Pornography Used In a Sentence), friends?
Why certainly you have, it's EVERYWHERE!

And I've got on nothing but the pair of black sock to prove it! Awareness, we like to refer to the means of which we present this phenomenom de fume!

Pornography in, Coach, I'm ready to play!

:hammer:​

 

[bodie54]

^
I have greater problems at present.

For one, I'm horny, but I can't masturbate because my socks are all in the wash

For another, I told a random chicken I thought it's feet were pretty, only to have it attack me!

And lastly, I overfried my cum, and it's chewy as hell

 

[DrMotorcity]

^
I have greater problems at present.

For one, I'm horny, but I can't masturbate because my socks are all in the wash

For another, I told a random chicken I thought it's feet were pretty, only to have it attack me!

And lastly, I overfried my cum, and it's chewy as hell

Please spare me the details, PLEASE! I know, the next lament will have something to do with the inability to list the names of your favorite five or so pronstars of whom you would like to perform ghastly sex acts with, in, and or on.

Remember, I'm a doctor. And I did have the lasagne.

 

[bodie54]

[size=-2]....still :rofl2: at 'pronstar'[/size]

But now that you mention it, don't you think they should have sex more often with their fans? I mean, after all we do for them, shouldn't we be able to just walk up to one in any situation and say something like, "hey pronstar, I've spent at least $32 renting your movies on dollar discount days at the video store, so now it's payback time"?