I’m only wearing a pair of black socks as I type this…

[AFA]

Maybe we could have a punch card and you get one punch per rental. When the card is filled, you turn it in for the pronster of your choice. :dunno:

 

[DrMotorcity]

Maybe we could have a punch card and you get one punch per rental. When the card is filled, you turn it in for the pronster of your choice. :dunno:

Now, you know very well what sticklers we here are in this thread for grammatical accuracy, to wit: It is pronstars, not pronsters! Get it right, AFL!


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[AFA]

I'm sorry for the noise, but it appears I just shot myself in the foot!

I'm Shirley glad I'm wearing my black socks and not my white knee highs, I'd never get the blood stains out! :thumbsup:

 

[KungFuDude]

I'm only wearing a bra as a type this,
but only because I think they make cool hats.

 

[D-rock]

Hmmm...I wonder if black socks have a lower frequency of mysteriously disappearing in the wash than white socks. That might be something in their favor.

 

[negator]

Hmmm...I wonder if black socks have a lower frequency of mysteriously disappearing in the wash than white socks. That might be something in their favor.

what's the frequency, D-rock?

 

[DrMotorcity]

:shocked:

I'm only wearing a bra as a type this,
but only because I think they make cool hats.

Looks like a scene from The Waltons.

:eyeso:

 

[bodie54]

IUPUIS:There’s just no escape from it!

Doc, I'm experiencing a burning sensation while urinating. Is that one of the symptoms of IUPUIS?

 

[jibbijib]

what's the frequency, D-rock?

Dan Rather here, reporting live from freeones... There's a dark disturbance on the interweb otherwise known as IUPUIS. No body is safe from it, it's taking over our every day conversations. Pornography has gone too far, and is reaching into the mouths of our everyday word users! No puns are intended, but pornography has caught on like an STD and everyone is indulging in IUPUIS. It's even hard for me to say it! Whistles and wamsles, I am Dan Rather, and this has been a special bulletin report, on pornography.

 

[DrMotorcity]

Doc, I'm experiencing a burning sensation while urinating. Is that one of the symptoms of IUPUIS?

No, but it is one of the symptoms of smoking while relieving yourself. Next time, don't let the ash dangle so precariously. That will be £750.

 

[dave_rhino]

I would not wear them here or there
I would not wear them anywhere...

 

[AFA]

No, but it is one of the symptoms of smoking while relieving yourself. Next time, don't let the ash dangle so precariously. That will be £750.

That's the reason some people only smoke while in the shower.

Oh, sorry, this probably belongs in the "Do you pee in the shower?" thread! :dunno:

 

[negator]

waitaminit! waitaminit!. . . . . .urethra!

ok. cluck.

 

[theswede]

Everyone knows I have a white crew sock fetish. Dark are always out. Only pure white cotton is best and sexy.

Also please note, black or any dark socks are the #1 cause of foot order. Its the dye in them that cause the 'phew eeee' when your feet sweat. Just saying.

LL

I KNEW IT. I knew it wasn't my fault.

 

[KungFuDude]

I want to wear a batman suit and do this all day.

Hey Doc, you want to hold the 'POW' sign?

 

[dick van cock]

^^ Is that an invisible sheep in front of you?

 

[KungFuDude]

Why you ask that, jealous? Ok, ok, you can hold the WHAM, BAM, THANK YOU, and MAM signs dick.

 

[DrMotorcity]

^^ Is that an invisible sheep in front of you?

No Sheep 'Til Hammersmith, please!

 

[D-rock]

If somebody keeps some socks until they get so dirty and stained that they're a gray color do they then count more as a white or a black socks? :dunno:

 

[bodie54]

^^ Is that an invisible sheep in front of you?

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