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I’m only wearing a pair of black socks as I type this…

negator

I can't remember what I said 100 posts ago!
If somebody keeps some socks until they get so dirty and stained that they're a gray color do they then count more as a white or a black socks? :dunno:
quick poll:

O black
O white
O un-ask the question

correct answer: IUPUIS

^ highlight above for answer ^
 

bunker

The best things in life are Free!
If somebody keeps some socks until they get so dirty and stained that they're a gray color do they then count more as a white or a black socks? :dunno:

Grammatical accuracy being important in this thread (and despite the fact that my English is not that good) I must say this: in pornography I always saw socks written sucks and count written cunt.

Now if Miidori wears socks and sucks at the same time will the cunt be affected?:confused:

quick poll:

O black
O white
O un-ask the question
 

senob44

I'm too lazy to set a usertitle.
Can I smell your black socks? Probably not, it's more then likely the egg bagel I'm eating right now.

It's not so much the socks at this point.... The full stench has imparted itself into the feet (not chicken feet) rendering them a "Weapon of Mass Destruction". With one false move, one curl of the toe, DrMotorcity could send a chemical cloud large enough to overtake the earth! Pornography.
 

jibbijib

Little Porn Lover
Apparently, some women don't like it when you enter in the back door when it's raining outside, and track mud into the entrance way. Especially when you go back out and come back in several times. Many claim it's a pain in the ass. Even though you are enjoying every bit of it. Sometimes it can be a tight fit since the back door isn't used often, except for exiting. There's usually stuff piled up at the back door that has to go out, and is only taken out on occasion. So before going in the back door, make sure it's clean and that the woman is alright with it. And be gentle with the doorway, it's not used very much.
 

senob44

I'm too lazy to set a usertitle.
Two stores in Hamtramck sell black socks. Shirley's sells them for $1 per pair. Hamtramck Feetworks is a little higher-class, and sells them for $2 per pair, but also have a 1/2 off sale going on. Given this information, where oh where would you purchase your black socks? Anyone can answer whether they are wearing black socks or not.
 
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negator

I can't remember what I said 100 posts ago!
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otto is travelling in black socks toward hamtramck going 6 km/hr.
shirley's footwerks is standing still at 1700 km/hr.
solve for iupuis.



*note: you may not use a materbater for this test
 

DrMotorcity

Don Trump calls me Pornography Man


Yes, just as it says in the title, I’m only wearing a pair of black socks as I type this, and doing so for a good reason, with that reason being that I wish to arouse global awareness of a particular social phenomena that, while virtually unknown among Plebeiana, and has arguably been making modest gains into the consciousness of Academia and the eastern-most parts of the Medical Profession (excepting those areas prone to flooding about the Winooski River), is nonetheless one that is dearly beholden to me.
IUPUIS (Intergalactic Ubiquity of Pornography Used In a Sentence), it is so monikered.

IUPUIS is everywhere, my friends, yet few bear the back-bone and even less venture to bare their back, or even back-up any statement ever uttered by Berra to acknowledge this phenomenon, that, despite fierce resistance, has in fact made an everlasting impression upon the behavioral habits of the modern Homo sapiens.

Unfortunately, not nearly enough people have come forth to passionately embrace and nurture this phenomena with the loving, and tender devotion that it so commensurately is entitled.

I make it my solemn duty to point out the flawed mentality of the species and see to it that reparations are made.
IUPUIS: There’s just no escape from it!
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Dare to prove me wrong?

Intergalactic Ubiquity of Pornography Used In a Sentence


You can’t stop it!!!


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WHY I CREATED THIS THREAD:

Ron Hunter, men's basketball coach at Indiana University-Purdue University Indianapolis (IUPUI)

Instead of the bare feet as the attraction, I decided to feature "black socks" as the focal point, in keeping with the traditionally perceived notion that the male "adult entertainment performers" of yore were beholden to the irrepressible black socks as a vital part of their costume as if it were mandated as "being in uniform."


"IUPUI?" "IUPUIS?" Get it?

:(

No black socks here!



Regardless of where you live, or of what you do, even if is merely using Pornography in a Sentence, no one's child should ever have to go barefoot, no matter where they are or whether they look like you or not.


DrMotorcity
 

bunker

The best things in life are Free!


Regardless of where you live, or of what you do, even if is merely using Pornography in a Sentence, no one's child should ever have to go barefoot, no matter where they are or whether they look like you or not.


DrMotorcity



I have a dream that regardless of where you live, or of what you do, even if is merely using Pornography in a Sentence...

I still have a dream that no one's child should ever have to go barefoot, no matter where they are or whether they look like you or not.

This should be the first lines of every country Charter of Rights.

That's one small step for a man wearing black socks, but a giant leap for a barefooted mankind.
 

stockfisch

If I had a my Freeones account, I would have just gotten 25 points!
me too, i´m not sure when i last wear two pairs of socks while typing :rolleyes:
 

Facetious

Moderated
IUPUIS (Intergalactic Ubiquity of Pornography Used In a Sentence), it is so monikered.

IUPUIS is everywhere, my friends, yet few bear the back-bone and even less venture to bare their back, or even back-up any statement ever uttered by Berra to acknowledge this phenomenon,

Really {???}

{revisited inexclusive}


pee yew !! hugo's socks & the stench of sulphur

:spin: :updown: :turnturn:
 
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